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  • 1. All About me Jose Esparza ARRIBA!!
  • 2. Things the class should know about me:
    • I am Hispanic
    • I can Speak Mexican
    • I am currently showing you a PowerPoint
    • I've been abducted by Mexican aliens
    • I am bored!!!
  • 3. Information about me and my family
    • My mom is Hispanic
      • She is from Mexico
    • My sister is also Hispanic
      • Also from Mexico
    • My brother is Hispanic
    • My baby sister is white
      • She is from California
  • 4. I like high school for the following reasons:
    • Is almost over-(copied by Wyatt)
    • Is better that middle school (Copy by Wyatt)
    • I get to make Power Points about Mexicans
    • It teaches me to speak English.
  • 5. My favorite bands/artists/Etc. Are:
    • Los Parangaricutirimicuaros
    • The Mexican Beatles
    • La Cucaracha
    • Mariachi singles
  • 6. A list of my favorite movies.
    • A day without a Mexican
    • The Mexican
    • Once upon a time in Mexico
    • Ahh Yay Yay
  • 7. My favorite past times and interests are:
    • Mexican Culture
    • Mexicans
    • Hispanics
    • Mexico
  • 8. My plans/goals after high school are:
    • To speak better English
    • Meet Mexican Girls
    • Design a new map for Mexico
    • Buy Mexico and sell it to the U.S for five Pesos
  • 9. If I Could go anywhere it would probably be:
    • Take a wild guess:
    • Africa
    • Then Yemen
    • Later to Antarctica
    • And last to the United States
  • 10. If I could meet anyone it would be:
    • A Mexican
    • A female Mexican
    • My dad, who happens to be Mexican
    • Jesus!!!
  • 11. What I think about Power Point
    • Power Point is great
    • Power Point is da bomb!
    • Power point is the best
    • Without Power Point I would die
  • 12. Random Facts
    • Light travels at about 186,000 miles per second, that’s a lot faster than the average Mexican
    • The chances of your dying on the trip to buy your Mega Bucks ticket is greater than your chance of winning
    • Chewing gum while cutting onions will prevent crying
    • The United States, land of the free*
      • * Your freedom may vary
  • 13. More random facts
    • American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class
    • My Calculator is running out of batteries
    • Calculators are usually smarter than Mexicans
    • Mexicans usually can not use calculators
  • 14. Even More random facts
    • Rafael sits in front of me
    • Rafael is a Mexican
    • He and I are Mexican Buddies
    • Except I do not think he likes me
  • 15. Much more time killers, Ohh wait I mean random facts
    • In California, it's against the law to use your dirty underwear as a dust rag
    • Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars
    • A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second
    • Jose is tired of showing slides

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