What An Irony ! Man O Man !

When he’s without money, he wishes to get married; when he has money, he wishes to get divorced.

When he’s without money, the wife becomes the secretary; when he has money, the secretary becomes the wife.

When he’s without money, he acts like a rich man; when he has money, he acts like a poor man.

Man, O Man, Do you mean what you say And say what you mean?

He says the share market is bad but keeps speculating; he says money is evil but he keeps accumulating.

He says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them; he says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.

He says smoking and drinking are bad but keeps indulging in them.

He criticizes his wife for putting on weight but he does not seem to realize his pot belly is quite a sight.

He reprimands his children for using vulgar words but he swears and uses four-letter words on his employees.

He says women are lousy car drivers but he has got a record number of traffic summonses for speeding . SPEEDING!

He talks of the dangers of ‘meal skipping’ But he forgets to eat when he’s gambling.

He hounds his wife to save for a rainy day but he constantly drinks, gambles and puffs away.

He tells others to be happy and carefree But he has sleepless nights because of worry.

The End HA! HA! I CAN SEE OTHERS’ FAULTS! BUT I CANNOT SEE MY OWN FAULTS! With Metta, Bro. Oh Teik Bin