Laughter For Good Health

Slide 1: LAUGHTER FOR GOOD HEALTH A laugh a day keeps the doctor away !

Slide 2: Joke 1 Wife : Darling, what did you do before you met me ? Husband : Anything I wanted !

Slide 3: Ah Kow : Joke 2 I heard something this morning that opened my eyes ! Ah Gong : An Alien ? Ah Kow : No. It was an alarm clock .

Slide 4: Joke 3 Chemistry Teacher : Ah Soh, why are you trembling all over ? Ah Soh : I’m just following the instructions for this experiment. It says : ‘Add liquid to test tube, then shake for two minutes !’

Slide 5: Pupil : I’m glad I Joke 4 wasn’t born in China, Teacher. Teacher : Why is that so ? Pupil : Because I can’t speak Chinese !

Slide 6: Joke 5 Teacher : Ai Khoon, can you give me two examples of Pronouns ? Ai Khoon ( in sleepy state ) : Who, Me ? Teacher : Correct !

Slide 7: Joke 6 Teacher : Jimmy, name me three animals belonging to the Cat Family. Jimmy : So easy lah, Teacher ! Father Cat, Mother Cat, Baby Cat !

Slide 8: Joke 7 Kindergarten Kid : Mummy, my Teacher hasn’t seen an elephant ! Mother : Darling, what makes you think so ? Kindergarten Kid : This morning, Teacher asked us to draw an elephant. After 10 minutes, she came to see my drawing and cried, ‘Oh God, what’s that ?’

Slide 9: A little kindergarten girl Joke 8 is saying her prayers before going to bed : “Oh God, please make Teluk Intan the Capital of Malaysia !” Mother : Honey, why are you praying in this strange way ? Little Girl : For my test this morning, I wrote ‘Teluk Intan’ as the Capital of Malaysia !

Slide 10: Joke 9 Teacher : Peter, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I ’ . Peter : ‘I’ is … Teacher : I am, I AM … you fool ! Peter : Sorry Sir ! I AM the ninth letter of the Alphabet !

Slide 11: Teacher : Now, Joke 10 Children, this picture shows a Kangaroo. It is a native of Australia. Hey, Freddie, what’s the matter ? Freddie ( in a shocked state ) : My auntie’s married to one of those !

Slide 12: THE END A SMILE is the shortest distance between two people. Victor Borge With Metta, Bro. Oh Teik Bin