"Spiritual Power"
A woman went to the local psychic in the hope of contacting her dearly
departed grandmother through a seance.
The psychic's eyelids began fluttering and she began moaning.
Eventually, a voice came, saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?"
The granddaughter, wide-eyed responded, "Grandma? Is that you?"
"Yes granddaughter, it's me."
"It's really you, Grandma?" the woman repeated.
"Yes, it's really me, granddaughter."
The woman paused for a moment and said to the psychic, "Grandma, I
have just one question for you."
"Anything, my child."
"When did you learn to speak English?"
Reflecting … * Beware! Don't dabble with the occult. There are
many con-men out there who claim to have spiritual powers and the
ability to communicate with the dead. Oftentimes, such people resort
to fraud to gain money and material things from gullible clients
* A Mexican Love Story
Maria was a beautiful Latina who fell in love with Jose.
She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about
her wedding plans; she decided to tell her papa.
Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another.
Your Mother does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother".
So Maria forgot about her Jose, and soon planned to marry Ricardo. But
after telling papa again, he said, "Maria there's trouble still". "You can
not marry Ricardo, Maria. Please don't tell your mother, but Ricardo
and Jose are both your half-brothers".
Maria had no choice but to go to her mama, but she already
knew and Said "Maria, do what makes you happy. Marry Ricardo
or marry Jose, because you are not related to Papa."

Humor Matters
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* Smart Dog
Two women who owned dogs
were bragging about their pets
and arguing as to whose dog was smarter.
First woman : My dog is so smart - every morning, he waits for the
newspaper boy to come around and then he takes the Newspaper and
brings it to me.
Second woman : I know this.
First woman : How do you know?
Second woman : My dog told me.
Reflecting : Just when you think you are superior, something
comes along to deflate your ego. It does not pay to brag or
boast. To establish a good relationship with others, we need to
practice Right Speech.
* The Famous Author
The famous author attended a party in her honour
after her successful book made it to the bestsellers list.
A jealous film actress struck up a conversation with the author. “I
enjoyed your book very much. Who wrote it for you?” she asked
sarcastically.
“Oh, I’m so glad you liked my book,” the author replied.
“May I ask who read the book to you?”
Reflection
When we utter sarcastic words out of jealousy, we may get a
‘dose of our own bitter medicine.’
Humorous Marriage Quotes
* My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
* My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney
Dangerfield
* I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.