FUN WITH PUNS A PUNNY STORY

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned … I couldn’t concentrate .

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack , but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe .

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining .

After that I tried to be a tailor , but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting .

I wanted to be a barber , but I just did not have the cut for it.

Then I tried to be a chef –figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn’t have the thyme .

I studied a long time to become a doctor , but I didn’t have any patients .

I used to be a teacher , but found I didn't have enough class .

I had tried being a nun , but I got expelled because of my dirty habits .

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking .

I thought about becoming a witch , so I tried that for a spell .

I wanted to be a stenographer , but they told me they are not short-hand ed at the moment.

At one time, I worked as a Sales executive selling computer parts but I lost my drive and the boss gave me the boot .

I used to be a butler , but found the work wasn't my cup of tea .

I had worked in the Income Tax Department , but it was just too taxing .

I used to be a baker , but I didn't make enough dough .

I liked digging in the garden when I was young. At one time I considered being an archeologist but my father said that such a career would end up in ruins .

My last job was as a professional fisherman , but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.

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