Bloopers in English For each of the Bloopers in English Figure out why the blooper is amusing or funny … how the meaning of the message has been distorted. Give a corrected version free from ambiguity.

For each of the Bloopers in English

Figure out why the blooper is amusing or funny … how the meaning of the message has been distorted.

Give a corrected version free from ambiguity.

In a Paris hotel elevator Please leave your values at the front desk.

Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a Paris hotel elevator Please leave your values at the front desk. Please leave your valuables at the front desk.

Please leave your values at the front desk.

On the Menu of a Swiss restaurant Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

On the Menu of a Swiss restaurant Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. Our wines are excellent. You could not find better ones !

Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

In a Japanese hotel You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

In a Japanese hotel You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. You are welcome to get assistance from the hotel chambermaid.

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. The lift is under repair until tomorrow. Any inconvenience caused is regretted.

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop Ladies may have a fit upstairs. The Fitting Room for ladies is at the 1 st Floor.

Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Bangkok dry cleaners Drop your trousers here for best results.

Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a Bangkok dry cleaners Drop your trousers here for best results. Send your trousers here for the best dry cleaning results.

Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office We take your bags and send them in all directions.

We take your bags and send them in all directions.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office We take your bags and send them in all directions. Your luggage bags can be sent by us to any destination in the world.

We take your bags and send them in all directions.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. Ladies are requested not to bring along children to the bar.

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In an Acapulco hotel The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

In an Acapulco hotel The manager has personally passed all the water served here. The manager has personally certified that all the water served here is safe.

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

In a Rome laundry Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

In a Rome laundry Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. Ladies, let us take care of your laundry chores. Have a good day !

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

A sign in a Vienna hotel In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

A sign in a Vienna hotel In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. Should there be a fire outbreak, try your best to alert the hotel porter.

In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

A sign in a Moscow hotel You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

A sign in a Moscow hotel You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. You are welcome to visit the cemetery of famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers. Visits may be made on any day of the week except Thursday.

You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

The End Hope you have enjoyed the Lesson. May you be well and happy ! With Metta, Bro. Oh Teik Bin

Hope you have enjoyed the Lesson.

May you be well and happy ! With Metta, Bro. Oh Teik Bin