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WHAT THE HECK IS AN INTERNET MEME?

Meme (pronounced meem): An idea, belief or element of social behavior spread that is transmitted from one person or group of people to another.

This word was coined in the '70s by Richard Dawkins, the atheist godman worshipped by neckbeards everywhere.

Simply put, Internet memes are memes that spread on the Internet through social networking sites, blogs, email, news sources, and so on. In the real world they're called "ideas," but pseudo-intellectuals prefer "memes."

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  • 1. THE BOOK OF F*CKING HILARIOUS INTERNET MEMES Richard Face
  • 2. Copyright © 2012 Oculus Publishers, Inc.All rights reserved.This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in anymanner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except forthe use of brief quotations in a book review. The scanning, uploading, and distribution ofthis book via the Internet or via any other means without the permission of the publisheris illegal and punishable by law.Please purchase only authorized electronic editions of this book and don’t participate inor encourage electronic piracy of copyrighted materials.If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additionalcopy for each person you share it with, or ask them to buy their own copies. This was hardwork for the author and he appreciates it.Cover Designed by: Damon FreemanTypesetting by Kiersten LiefPublished by: Oculus Publishers, Inc.www.oculuspublishers.com
  • 3. WTF IS THIS SHIT? WHAT THE HELL IS AN INTERNETMEME? Meme (pronounced meem):An idea, belief or element of socialbehavior spread that is transmitted from one person or group of peopleto another. This word was coined in the ‘70s by Richard Dawkins, the atheistgodman worshipped by neckbeards everywhere. Simply put, Internet memes are memes that spread on the Internetthrough social networking sites, blogs, email, news sources, and so on.In the real world they’re called “ideas,” but pseudo-intellectuals prefer“memes.” WHERE DO INTERNET MEMES COME FROM? Amongst all the stupid shit on the Internet are hilarious gems of witand wisdom. Most of the best memes start as images shared on the Weband, by some great misfortune, they find their way into the lecheroushands of drunken basement trolls who mutate these images into thehilarious, the lame, and sometimes the downright bizarre. WHAT IS THIS BOOK? This book is a collection of the funniest memes I could find wadingthrough the filthy bilges of the Internet. I wasted countless hours of mylife just so you can have a good laugh, so be grateful motherfucker. I hope this book makes you laugh. If it doesn’t, it’s probably becauseyou have a shitty sense of humor.
  • 4. THANKS TO ME & YOU BECAUSE WERE FUCKING AWESOME This book is basically a bunch of shit I jacked from the Internets andcan’t take any credit for beyond my greedy drive to capitalize on others’wit, which makes me awesome. “Bad artists copy. Great artists steal.” Pablo Picasso You were amused enough by this dumb idea to buy my book, whichinstantly makes you awesome. So, without further ado, let’s get this circus freak show started.
  • 5. FOUL BACHELOR FROG HES WORTH HIS WEIGHT IN PUBES Foul Bachelor Frog is a heart-warming tribute to all the degeneratebachelor scrubs out there that live disgusting lives of self-abandonmentand hopeless depravity. Not that this lifestyle doesn’t have its perks,though. There’s something oddly gratifying about playing PS3 at 4 AMin the nude while snacking on pizza rolls and going so long without ashower that your entire body smells like a sweaty nutsack. Science has shown that males are genetically programmed to commitatrocities of hygiene and thus pretty much every guy between the agesof 18-35 has indulged in quite a few of those featured in this meme. Yes,your boyfriend/husband was/is a vile pig.
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  • 17. SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN I HERP WHEN I DERP Some people just aren’t made for human interaction. They get calledby four different names and answer to them all, they tell jokes and forgetthe punch lines, they play along with stories even though they have nofucking clue what’s being talked about. But we can all relate to them sometimes. We’ve all had momentsof social derp that we could giggle at without feeling compelled toimmediately leave and rearrange our collection of bottle caps. Who hasn’tmissed social cues and acted like a fuck-up? Let he who hasn’t mumbledlike an idiot about shit nobody cares about cast the first stone.
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  • 30. ADVICE GOD LOL U MAD BRO? While smug atheists and Yahweh fan boys continue to argue oversome serious fucking business regarding a Jew wizard who lived 2,000years ago, I have a more important theological question: If God exists…is he the biggest troll in the universe? This profound question occurred to me as I was reading the Bible, anepic chronology of God’s Godly Adventures and the ultimate volume oftrolling, extreme violence, incest, rape, and other hood ass shit. By the end of this chapter you may not worship God for Hisomnipotent manliness, but you won’t be able to resist his lure as thebossiest troll in da club.
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  • 37. COURAGE WOLF EAT LIGHTNING, SHIT THUNDER Legends hold that Courage broke Odin’s face and escaped fromValhalla to finish his work here on Earth, but there is much mysterysurrounding his beginnings. Every day of Courage Wolf ’s historic, awesome life is filled withbadassery and win. His blood type is WD-40. He lets cops off withwarnings. When he donates blood, he uses a handgun and a bucket. Courage Wolf ’s mission is to bring hope and inspiration to themasses, and he’s getting pretty damn e-famous for it. If you’re ever feelingdown or unsure of yourself, you can turn to this BAMF for guidance andinspiration.
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  • 44. FINALLY! THE FUNNIEST MEMES THE INTERNET HAS TO OFFER ALL IN ONE PLACE! If you liked this preview, then you’ll love The Book of F*cking Hilarious Internet Memes, becausethat’s where this information came from!WHAT THE HECK IS AN INTERNET MEME?Meme (pronounced meem): An idea, belief or element of social behavior spread that istransmitted from one person or group of people to another.This word was coined in the 70s by Richard Dawkins, the atheist godman worshipped byneckbeards everywhere.Simply put, Internet memes are memes that spread on the Internet through social networkingsites, blogs, email, news sources, and so on. In the real world theyre called "ideas," but pseudo-intellectuals prefer "memes."WHERE DO INTERNET MEMES COME FROM?
  • 45. Amongst all the stupid crap on the Internet are hilarious gems of wit and wisdom. Most of thebest memes start as images shared on the Web and, by some great misfortune, they find theirway into the lecherous hands of drunken basement trolls who mutate these images into thehilarious, the lame, and sometimes the downright bizarre.WHAT IS THIS BOOK?This book will take you on bizarre journey through the bilges of the Internet and introduce youto 23 of its funniest and most popular memes, complete with a sh*tload of images that mightjust make you wet your panties.On this journey you will share lulz with unsavory characters like...Foul Bachelor FrogSocially Awkward PenguinParanoid ParrotCourage WolfAdvice GodJoseph DucreuxHipster KittyInglipSuccessful Black ManForever AloneBill OReillyAnd more...Click here to buy this book and get ready to laugh you’re a** off at thetwisted hive mind of the Internet underworld!