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  1. 1. How To Make An Oboe Reed Because It Is Fun……To A Point
  2. 2. Get Those Materials <ul><li>Go to China and cut down some bamboo, or order it online. </li></ul><ul><li>Buy some reed making knives. </li></ul><ul><li>Also, you will need some exciting thread. Make sure it’s exciting though, because remember…this is fun. </li></ul>
  3. 3. See, she thinks so
  4. 4. Now, make the reed. <ul><li>The process is quite lengthy, and I am warning you now that you will feel incredibly bored in about 2 seconds. So, first you have bamboo cane which has been shaped into a long, thin piece. Now, you must bend it half without breaking it so you can tie it onto a little metal tube that has cork on one end. Then you get to start scraping down the cane into a very particular formation. Really, you should calm down right about now. Haha aren’t I funny. When you are scraping, make sure you do so slowly. The surface needs to be incredibly smooth otherwise the entire reed won’t vibrate. Now let us work on that tip of the reed. Scrape down the corners of the reed until they are paper thin. Yup just like tha…aw you broke off one of the corners. You will most likely feel like this… </li></ul>
  5. 6. Yes, you will want to cry. <ul><li>You will then say to yourself, wow that was a complete waste of time. </li></ul><ul><li>You will then realize, you get to go through that entire process again. </li></ul><ul><li>You will then realize, that’s ok… because making reeds is FUN (the first slide said so). </li></ul>
  6. 7. Real-life happy reed makers <ul><li>“ So Frank, what are your big plans for the weekend?” </li></ul><ul><li>“ Well Hank, I’m going to make some reeds!” </li></ul><ul><li>“ FUN!” :-) (insert bell kick, because I said so) </li></ul><ul><li>“ Hey Frank, I feel like we serve no purpose by being in this picture.” </li></ul>
  7. 8. Summary <ul><li>Bamboo </li></ul><ul><li>Scrape </li></ul><ul><li>Cry </li></ul><ul><li>Repeat </li></ul><ul><li>Bamboo </li></ul><ul><li>Scrape </li></ul><ul><li>Cry </li></ul><ul><li>Repeat </li></ul><ul><li>(Buy reed online without telling teacher) </li></ul>

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