Smart Managers: A Satire

Successful Managersmay not always work
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Agenda
This presentation is a satire on various types of managers who survive regardless of all they cause to fail.

Strategy Manager
A strategy manager proves superb changes even when nothing changes.

Quality Conscious Manager
A quality-conscious manager never relaxes standards. If required, he creates a lower-buggy product variant that attracts 99% sales!

General Manager
General managers are paid to hire super-specialists who create new suitable, high-sounding, distracting themes. Often, new acronyms and ambigous marketing lingo follows.

Corridor manager
A corridor manager provides feedback only when another person is passing by. The feedback is for the other person.

Pre-sales Manager
A pre-sales manager is generally paid to speak lies. A thousand lies a day makes the managers' pay.

Operations Manager
An operations manager cares for windows its services regardless of whether the attached door lies unusable.

Manager’s Manager
The difference between a manager and a manager’s manager is one changes plans and the other changes folks assigned to those plans.

Caring Manager
A caring manager specializes in proving the system right, and declaring the right person wrong.

Enjoy being with your manager. They are business’ best gift to mankind!!!!!
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