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A satire on working of many managers who survive despite all odds ...

A satire on working of many managers who survive despite all odds ...

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  • Successful Managersmay not always work
    http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ 
  • Agenda
    This presentation is a satire on various types of managers who survive regardless of all they cause to fail.
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  • Strategy Manager
    A strategy manager proves superb changes even when nothing changes.
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  • Quality Conscious Manager
    A quality-conscious manager never relaxes standards. If required, he creates a lower-buggy product variant that attracts 99% sales!
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  • General Manager
    General managers are paid to hire super-specialists who create new suitable, high-sounding, distracting themes. Often, new acronyms and ambigous marketing lingo follows.
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  • Corridor manager
    A corridor manager provides feedback only when another person is passing by. The feedback is for the other person.
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  • Pre-sales Manager
    A pre-sales manager is generally paid to speak lies. A thousand lies a day makes the managers' pay.
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  • Operations Manager
    An operations manager cares for windows its services regardless of whether the attached door lies unusable.
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  • Manager’s Manager
    The difference between a manager and a manager’s manager is one changes plans and the other changes folks assigned to those plans.
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  • Caring Manager
    A caring manager specializes in proving the system right, and declaring the right person wrong.
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  • Enjoy being with your manager. They are business’ best gift to mankind!!!!!
    For hourly thoughts on various subjects, see
    http://www.thoughtperhour.com/