Smart Managers: A Satire

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A satire on working of many managers who survive despite all odds ...

A satire on working of many managers who survive despite all odds ...

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  • 1. Successful Managersmay not always work
    http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ 
  • 2. Agenda
    This presentation is a satire on various types of managers who survive regardless of all they cause to fail.
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  • 3. Strategy Manager
    A strategy manager proves superb changes even when nothing changes.
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  • 4. Quality Conscious Manager
    A quality-conscious manager never relaxes standards. If required, he creates a lower-buggy product variant that attracts 99% sales!
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  • 5. General Manager
    General managers are paid to hire super-specialists who create new suitable, high-sounding, distracting themes. Often, new acronyms and ambigous marketing lingo follows.
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  • 6. Corridor manager
    A corridor manager provides feedback only when another person is passing by. The feedback is for the other person.
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  • 7. Pre-sales Manager
    A pre-sales manager is generally paid to speak lies. A thousand lies a day makes the managers' pay.
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  • 8. Operations Manager
    An operations manager cares for windows its services regardless of whether the attached door lies unusable.
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  • 9. Manager’s Manager
    The difference between a manager and a manager’s manager is one changes plans and the other changes folks assigned to those plans.
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  • 10. Caring Manager
    A caring manager specializes in proving the system right, and declaring the right person wrong.
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  • 11. Enjoy being with your manager. They are business’ best gift to mankind!!!!!
    For hourly thoughts on various subjects, see
    http://www.thoughtperhour.com/