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    • Ernesto Cortazar Tic tac A little humour !
    • Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
      • Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
      • If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything .
    • Sex is like air . It's not that important unless you aren't getting any .
      • If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
      • If you lend someone $20
      • and never see that person again,
      • it was probably well worth it.
    • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
      • Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
      • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
    • Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night .
      • There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
      • If at first you don't succeed,
      • skydiving is not for you.
      • Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
    • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
    • May 09
      • Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.