THE VIEW FROM THE CLOCK TOWER ON MONDAY, APRIL 23rd
WE’RE JEFF STEIN FAVORITES“I’m really excited about the Yogurt Crazyopening. I think it’s a great addition toCollegetown, and I think it’ll be an awesomeplace to go for a late-night snack” KATIE “crazy for yogurt crazy” MEHARY“We have money to sustain ourselves withoutgraduate student money” NOELLE “moneybags” CORNELIO
MANAGED TO GET A PIC WITH THEBASKETBALL TEAM RIGHT BEFORE TIP-OFF
OUR BAILEY & BARTON PICKSBAILEY STATLER• “James Feld Raps The • “Richmond Wong: More Classics” – NOTE: CUPB does not Than Just A Promo sponsor events with music. Spotlight” Program will be changed to “James Feld: Spoken Word” • “Sabrina Tells All: Sorority• “Balbuf (Balloon Buffoon): Live” Mixers & Crush Parties”• “Theo Wolf” (enough said) • “Katie Mehary & Graham Chapman: A Night of• “An Evening With Joseph SALVATORE Scaffido” (extremely loud) Laughs”
COLBERT PRESS RELEASE (WHY DON’T WE DO THESE ANYMORE?) CORNELL UNIVERSITY MEDIA ADVISORY Comedian and talk show host Stephen Colbert adds a second show, Oct. 26, at Cornell Tickets will go on sale, online only, beginning Sept. 17 at http://www.CornellTickets.com WHAT: Stephen Colbert adds second show at Cornell WHEN: Friday, Oct. 26, 7 and 9 p.m. WHERE: Barton Hall NOTE: Media interested in covering the show must contact Joe Scaffido at (607) 255- 4169 or email@example.com ITHACA, N.Y. -- Comedian and talk show host Stephen Colbert has added a second show at Cornell University on Friday, Oct. 26. Colbert, host of TVs "The Colbert Report" on Comedy Central, will be performing at 7 and 9 p.m. in Cornells Barton Hall. Five thousand tickets for the 7 p.m. show sold out three hours after they went on sale to Cornell students, Sept. 10. Tickets for the added 9 p.m. show, open to Cornell students and the general public, will be available online, only, athttp://www.CornellTickets.com and will go on sale beginning 9 a.m. Monday, Sept. 17. Ticket prices are $25 and $30 for Cornell students (general admission and reserved), and $30 and $35 for the general public (general admission and reserved). Colberts visit to Cornell is sponsored by the Cornell University Program Board (CUPB) and is part of Cornells FirstYear Family Weekend. For more information, visit CUPBs Web site at http://www.rso.cornell.edu/cupb or call (607) 255- 7132. Contact: Joe Scaffido Phone: (607) 255-4169 firstname.lastname@example.org
Volunteer forSlope Day!or else you won’t have a Slope Day
Kenan Thompson is Coming to Cornell!We know you know he’s coming, but just takethis quarter card. TAKE IT.
KILLING MANY BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. (CLOCKWISE FROM THE TOP: POSTERS, RA, ATE TOGETHER, ACAPPELLA SAM W/ A CUPB POSTER, MONOPOLY, CREW SHIRTS ONCAMPUS IN LIBE CAFÉ, SKORTON, JEN DAVIS, JOSEPH SALVATORE SCAFFIDO, AND A COPY OF 30 ROCK IN OLIN LIBRARY)