1. Nearly half of the Shanghai girls had sex with boys they had met, online
46% girls had sex with boys
That they had met online
We can’t understand how
One becomes pregnant online
Thank goodness ,the balance
Had sex entirely offline.
Shanghai: Nearly half of pregnant teens in China’s financial centre Shanghai met their partners on the
Internet, according to a newspaper report that also spotlighted widespread ignorance about sexual
Fully 46 per cent of the more than 20,000 girls who called the city’s pregnancy hot line during the past
two years said they had sex with boys they met online, the China Daily said, citing Dr. Zhang
Zhengrong of Shanghai’s No. 411 Hospital.”
2. In such provocative situations one cannot concentrate on our Lord and
With naked bodies staring down
From the ads in the billboard
It is rather difficult to meditate
On our master and Lord.
NEW YORK - A bidet company’s advertising plans in Times Square are too cheeky for the pastor of a
Rev. Neil Rhodes, pastor of the interdenominational Times Square Church, is asking a state court to
block a billboard company from posting huge ads that feature naked buttocks with smiley faces on
them. The display is to go up on two sides of the Broadway building that houses Rhodes’ church, its
Bible school and day-care center.
“You walk into a church building, you have naked bodies before your eyes, how are you going to close
your eyes and seek God?” Rhodes told the New York Post in an article published Sunday.
3. Bush takes his sweeping job seriously
Bush had proposed sweeping
We are not clear why
He had to sweep all of them.
“President Bush has proposed sweeping immigration changes, which is pretty amazing when you
consider before he became president, Bush thought immigration was the sincerest form of flattery.” –
4. It was a mere peck, a Gere Peck like in a flick
It was just a Gere peck,
Amere peck on the cheek
Like it always happened
in a Bollywood flick
The chick’s morals were
Not weak,what the heck.
“Big Brother star Shilpa Shetty is still feeling the effects of a kiss from Hollywood star Richard Gere
five months ago. The actress was held by immigration officials at Mumbai Airport, who said she was
still wanted for obscenity charges brought after strict Hindus complained about the kiss.”
5. When Wang and King banged balls in Bangcock
When Wang and King banged
Balls in Bangkok
The ball-by-ball commentary
Ran really amok.
“Tennis pundits were reportedly red-faced when they had to comment on a match between two players
called Wang and King.”
6. Nothing gives more job satisfaction than a toilet paper theft
I have stolen everything ,right and left
But no stealing has given me, however deft,
Real job satisfaction like a toilet paper theft.
“(AP) - Fond du Lac County Executive Allen Buechel said someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet
paper from the men’s public bathrooms at the Fond du Lac City County Government Center since
7. In Tuzhla they go about their smooches with quality
In Tuzhla they do not miss
Their daily kiss
When they smooch
They do so long and hard
When it comes to kisses,
They are no near-misses.
“Organisers of an event in which almost 7,000 couples kissed simultaneously in a Bosnian town on
Saturday said their effort deserved a place in the Guinness Book of World Records.
A total of 6,980 couples kissed for 10 seconds at the main square of the northeastern town of Tuzla,
some 120 kilometres (74 miles) north of Sarajevo, said local radio station Kameleon which organized
“Tuzla is the city of love. We are the champions,” Kristina Gligorovic, an organiser, told the crowd of
some 20,000 people who gathered for the occasion.”
8. Noisy practice sessions are against the law
He is a violin virtuoso and so
His performance arouses awe
Little does he realise that
Noisy rehearsals are against law.
“Oliver Morris, who has performed with the Halle and BBC Symphony Orchestras, and Hazel Ross,
both 25, received a letter from Manchester’s anti-social behaviour action team, telling them their violin
practice “will not be tolerated” and “the behaviour must not continue”.
9. His sack came from the back
The Sonoma soccer coach needed
No enema in his back
He bared his backside
To the opposing team for the heck
Little did he know his sack
Would come from the back.
“WINDSOR, Calif. (AP) - A Sonoma County girls’ soccer coach has been suspended from the league
after allegedly exposing his buttocks to the opposing team following a contentious game.”
10. Pants are to be secured at the waist so they do not fall
Saggy pants in Cajun- country are forbidden
Another councilman says to the sullen citizen
An underwear is an underwear for a reason.
“PORT ALLEN, La. –With a councilman saying underwear “is called underwear for a reason,” another
Cajun-country town has banned saggy pants from its streets.
The ordinance, passed unanimously Monday by the Port Allen City Council, requires pants to be
secured at the waist so they do not fall below the hips, expose underwear or create indecent exposure.”
11. It is a biggie mystery how he will do it to so many
Vote for Caragol if you likey
Oral sex is a slogan surely catchy
It is a biggie mystery how he will ,if erected ,
Do it to so many.
“Hialeah City Council incumbent Jose ”Pepe” Caragol, 76, used the slogan “If you like oral sex, vote
Caragol for council” as part of his campaign for re-election, The Miami Herald said Saturday.