error We are sorry for the inconvenience. Unable to load movie. We will attempt to piece together what we could load. . . .
FATAL ERROR <ul><li>ERROR: (unknown error) </li></ul><ul><li>(unknown program) detected (unknown number of Trojans) </li></ul><ul><li>Movie corrupted by (unknown corruption) </li></ul><ul><li>Error code: (unknown code) </li></ul>PLEASE ABORT! Computer will be corrupted in (unknown time) The only way to stop your computer from being corrupted is to read this text without even pausing the movie. Hey, I said no pausing! You cheater! You are supposed to read this WITHOUT pausing the video. I hate cheaters.
COMPUTER CORRUPTED! NOW RANDOM STUFF WILL COME ON YOUR COMPUTER SCR(unknown remainder of text)