What my parents think about
some of the Homestuck
characters
(beta session/pre-scratch session)
By tumblr user
marie-forev...
This is John Egbert
He has retarded buck teeth
He’s a hunchback with low self esteem
Looks like your brother
*starts laugh...
This cutie is Jade Harley
She looks like John too. But with long hair and
circle glasses.
No comment
Umm, ok?

This is Ros...
This shorty is Karkat Vantas
Looks like satan
He needs an exorcism
Looks like a perv ‘cause he has 69 on his shirt
He’s li...
This is Sollux Captor
He likes 3D movies
Satanic vampire with 4 horns

This adorabull guy is Tavros Nitram
Super satanic ‘...
This cool cat is Nepeta Leijon
Lazy kitty girl
Is that her robe?
It’s always raining or snowing were she is
Intelligent sa...
She’s Terezi Pyrope
She’s a rockstar…with a penis on her shirt
And her shoes don’t match
Her shoes match with her glasses
...
This guy is Equius Zahhak
He has golf shoes and satanic horns
He seems to like fishing
It looks like a fishing hook on his...
This dude is Eridan Ampora
Fishy guy
He looks like he’s flying and his cape is
going whoosh
He has satanic horns
Y’know, h...
This dude is Eridan Ampora
Fishy guy
He looks like he’s flying and his cape is
going whoosh
He has satanic horns
Y’know, h...
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What my parents think about some of the Homestuck characters (beta session/pre-scratch session)

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I decided to ask my parents what they thought about the characters from the beta session.
The alpha session will be up soon

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What my parents think about some of the Homestuck characters (beta session/pre-scratch session)

  1. 1. What my parents think about some of the Homestuck characters (beta session/pre-scratch session) By tumblr user marie-forever-invisible I’ll be purple My dad will be blue My stepmom will be red
  2. 2. This is John Egbert He has retarded buck teeth He’s a hunchback with low self esteem Looks like your brother *starts laughing* This cool dude is Dave Strider He looks the same as John but with white hair and no teeth. He looks like a gangster. And a cool drug addict. Smoker. That’s all? Yeah, just a smoker
  3. 3. This cutie is Jade Harley She looks like John too. But with long hair and circle glasses. No comment Umm, ok? This is Rose Lalonde She’s a little blonde girl Looks like a nerd
  4. 4. This shorty is Karkat Vantas Looks like satan He needs an exorcism Looks like a perv ‘cause he has 69 on his shirt He’s like death She’s Aradia Megido Ugly witch. That is all Satanic witch
  5. 5. This is Sollux Captor He likes 3D movies Satanic vampire with 4 horns This adorabull guy is Tavros Nitram Super satanic ‘cause he’s got bigger horns He’s a dwarf and his horns are too big for him
  6. 6. This cool cat is Nepeta Leijon Lazy kitty girl Is that her robe? It’s always raining or snowing were she is Intelligent satan She’s Kanaya Maryam She has the monster logo on her shirt She’s a vampire Scottish shirt You mean kilt? Yeah sure
  7. 7. She’s Terezi Pyrope She’s a rockstar…with a penis on her shirt And her shoes don’t match Her shoes match with her glasses She has rotten teeth from all the candy canes she eats This is Vriska Serket Nerdy vampire with a monster logo on her shirt but in blue Is she a vampire or a spider or something? Her shoes really don’t match Her horns look like a fork and knife
  8. 8. This guy is Equius Zahhak He has golf shoes and satanic horns He seems to like fishing It looks like a fishing hook on his shirt This clown is called Gamzee Makara His hair looks like he got electrified He looks like Medusa with ugly teeth an satanic horns
  9. 9. This dude is Eridan Ampora Fishy guy He looks like he’s flying and his cape is going whoosh He has satanic horns Y’know, he’s Aquarius, like me You’re satanic too This is Feferi Peixes Satanic hippie She also looks like a dragon She reminds me of a gypsy
  10. 10. This dude is Eridan Ampora Fishy guy He looks like he’s flying and his cape is going whoosh He has satanic horns Y’know, he’s Aquarius, like me You’re satanic too This is Feferi Peixes Satanic hippie She also looks like a dragon She reminds me of a gypsy

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