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Programming language crisis
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Nick Hodge Professional Geek,
Microsoft @nickhodgeMSFT
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INTEL (PATENT PENDING) 4195835 3145727
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ALL UR 2.2250738585072011 x
10-308 BELONG TO US
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Lady Ada Lovelace Ria
Debets (& others)
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Y2K => COBOL
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GEN X
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C#? JAVA?
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JAVASCRIPT ECMASCRIPT $EVILSCRIPT •
ECMA-262 • ISO 16262 http://www.flickr.com/photos/bs/
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TODAY: DYNAMIC LANGUAGES PHP ($
what?) Python (the one true language!) Ruby (a cult?)
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TODAY: FUNCTIONAL LANGUAGES Haskell (APL
>> ALGOL68 for 21st C!) Clojure (braces were cool in the 70s) Ruby (a cult?)
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PROGRAMMING IS HARD. LET’S
GO SHOPPING!
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QUANTUM COMPUTING
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ZOMG!!1! PONIES!1!!
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