Bill Gates and Valentine dayPresentation Transcript
You’re Worth Something to Me An Overview of Financial Performance To My Dearest Mrs. Gates Smooches, Your Bill
Agenda This Valentine’s Day, I will exhibit to you how valuable you are to me…in US dollars. This presentation provides an overview of financial performance. Unless marked as Confidential, all information has been made public.
Love Stock Performance
Highlights 44.8% 43% Total percentage of finances spent on you $655 $537 Funds allocated to diamond-stud your fingernails weekly $7.9 $6 Funds allocated to keep your darling Fluffy meticulously groomed $46 $34.2 Funds allocated to purchase your Jimmy Choo stilettos $351 $203 Funds allocated to purchase your Hanukkah gifts 2000 1999 (in millions)
Graph Page Quantifying my affection for you (in US dollars) Quantifying my gratitude for those little sugar cookies you make (in US dollars)
Balance Sheet Total Liabilities
All those donations to charity that you insist on giving