COMMUNICATIONS WITHOUT LIMITS!!
Welcome to the era of ...
 …rrring 
Hello Bob?
Did you review the contract I sent you?
-... So it’s finished? You’ll send it to me by e-mail?
- My e-mail address? Frankly, I don’t remember it !!!
- Just a minute, let me check.
-NICOOOLE, ...
WHAT’S MY E-MAIL ADDRESS?
- No, no, that’s my home e-mail address!
- Listen, I can’t find it.
Let me check and call you back.
- Oh!... You’re going for lunch...
OK, I’ll send you the address by fax.
You’ll have it when you get back. OK?
OK. So give me your fax number.
- What! You don’t know it?
- OK, here’s what we’ll do.
You e-mail me your fax number and I’ll fax you
my e-mail address.
- No, that won’t work.
Wait,...
So… Hum… OK… Well… Yeah…
- What’s your cell-phone number?
- Oh, your battery is dead ... Mine too...
- OK, listen, here’s what we’ll do...
- You charge your cell-phone battery, I’ll call you in a couple of
hours and leave y...
- Then you take my e-mail address in your voice mail and you
e-mail me your fax number.
-Then I can fax you my e-mail addr...
- That’s plan A. Now for plan B!
I send myself an e-mail to see what my e-mail address is
and then I record a message for ...
…when you get it, you send me the answer on my pager...
…so then, I send you a fax with my e-mail address.
- Complicated?
No, it’s not at all complicated.
-We just need a bit of coordination... and luck...
-There’s also a third possibility that’s much simpler: plan C...
You send me the contract directly by express messenger.
-...
- But actually, I have a small question...
…what was I supposed to send you by e-mail?
My e-mail address, my fax number, m...
- Oh! You don’t remember either.
- It would probably be a good idea to have periodic
bilateral coordination meetings conce...
- But anyway, since your office is at the other end of the corridor,
I’ll come by to pick it up in 2 minutes... OK? Bye!
And the moral…:
Thanks to technology, we can now
waste time with an efficiency until
now unimaginable, all in the name of
...
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  1. 1. COMMUNICATIONS WITHOUT LIMITS!! Welcome to the era of ...
  2. 2.  …rrring 
  3. 3. Hello Bob? Did you review the contract I sent you?
  4. 4. -... So it’s finished? You’ll send it to me by e-mail? - My e-mail address? Frankly, I don’t remember it !!!
  5. 5. - Just a minute, let me check. -NICOOOLE, ... WHAT’S MY E-MAIL ADDRESS?
  6. 6. - No, no, that’s my home e-mail address! - Listen, I can’t find it. Let me check and call you back.
  7. 7. - Oh!... You’re going for lunch... OK, I’ll send you the address by fax. You’ll have it when you get back. OK?
  8. 8. OK. So give me your fax number. - What! You don’t know it?
  9. 9. - OK, here’s what we’ll do. You e-mail me your fax number and I’ll fax you my e-mail address. - No, that won’t work. Wait, I’m getting mixed up... Let me think...
  10. 10. So… Hum… OK… Well… Yeah…
  11. 11. - What’s your cell-phone number? - Oh, your battery is dead ... Mine too...
  12. 12. - OK, listen, here’s what we’ll do... - You charge your cell-phone battery, I’ll call you in a couple of hours and leave you my e-mail address in your voice mail.
  13. 13. - Then you take my e-mail address in your voice mail and you e-mail me your fax number. -Then I can fax you my e-mail address.
  14. 14. - That’s plan A. Now for plan B! I send myself an e-mail to see what my e-mail address is and then I record a message for you in my voice mail....
  15. 15. …when you get it, you send me the answer on my pager... …so then, I send you a fax with my e-mail address.
  16. 16. - Complicated? No, it’s not at all complicated. -We just need a bit of coordination... and luck...
  17. 17. -There’s also a third possibility that’s much simpler: plan C... You send me the contract directly by express messenger. -Yeah!... It’s the best plan strategically speaking...
  18. 18. - But actually, I have a small question... …what was I supposed to send you by e-mail? My e-mail address, my fax number, my cell number, pager, telephone?
  19. 19. - Oh! You don’t remember either. - It would probably be a good idea to have periodic bilateral coordination meetings concerning protocols for internal communications.
  20. 20. - But anyway, since your office is at the other end of the corridor, I’ll come by to pick it up in 2 minutes... OK? Bye!
  21. 21. And the moral…: Thanks to technology, we can now waste time with an efficiency until now unimaginable, all in the name of saving time…

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