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Getting rid of the muffin top isn't easy! But, here are a few tips that you can use to have success with Muffin Top Massacre™!

Getting rid of the muffin top isn't easy! But, here are a few tips that you can use to have success with Muffin Top Massacre™!

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    • Brought to you by WE.MAKE.YOU.HOT. www.fiturocks.com
    • Let me guess… © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • You’ve been staring at that muffin top for some time now © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • For a while, you “managed” it by wearing high waders, baggy sweaters, dresses… © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • …and you may have even used a few tricks you learned from the zebras about camouflaging yourself with crazy patterns to confuse predators. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • But, the time has come, and goddammit, you are sick and tired of being sick and tired © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • You’ve tried a whole bunch of crap already…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Meal replacement shakes…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Starvation diets…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Laxatives…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Magic supplement #3487…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Fad diet number 6241…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • The fat trainer eating a donut while telling you to “shut up and squat”…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • But, alas, nothing has worked…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Well, we’re here to help! © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Here are 3 keys to Muffin Top Massacre™ © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Key # 1 WTF? © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • WTF? The “W” stands for “Why” © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • The key here is understanding what your motivation is…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Why the hell do you want to kick the snot out of the muffin top? © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • And think really hard about this one because most people get it wrong…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Here’s a hint: you DON’T want to lose weight necessarily…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • WTF? © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • The “W” does stand for “WHAT” this time…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • If you looked at the scale and it said 700 pounds, but you looked in the mirror and saw a friggin supermodel, would you worry about the 700 pounds? © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • NOPE! © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • So, REALLY think about what it is that you want, what your “WHY” is…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Some people want to look good in their clothes…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Others wanna look good naked…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Key # 2 Quit expecting a miracle! © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Setting unrealistic expectations only sets you up to fall hard on your ass…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • So, instead of saying things like “I need to lose 30 pounds in the next month”…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Say things like “I’m going to focus on losing a pound a week for right now”…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Having unrealistic expectations only makes you an easy target for all of the “miracle” solutions that trainers try to sell you with the promise of losing 20 to 50 pounds in a month…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • These expectations also land your ass in some extreme or “hard core” military-style boot camp where you’re not set up for success and you feel like you are trying to catch up…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Or, you find yourself in some overly difficult junkyard- style workout program that is really good at training you for the upcoming war with the Persians, but not so good at building a solid fitness foundation that will help you enjoy exercise and keep you safe from injury…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • That’s bullshit! So, don’t set yourself up for failure! Small victories begin to snowball and turn into unstoppable momentum! © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Key #3 Get Breakfast Right © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • You know what you should eat and what you shouldn’t…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • And you know that the majority of landing your ass on Planet Hottie has to do with nutrition…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • But, most people don’t change their eating habits…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • They merely put them up on a shelf in their brain…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Only to go back to them within a few days…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • For some reason, we think that we can go from eating burgers, fries and mojo mochas one day…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • To eating tofu and quinoa the next day…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • That’s a BIG ASK!!!! © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • So, instead of trying to employ a “shock and awe” strategy and declare war on your body…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Instead, consider the crack dealer…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • He likes to give you a little bit…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Then give you a little bit more…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • And then give you a little bit more…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Until you, my friend, are seriously addicted and have formed new habit pathways in your brain…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • So, how do we do that without checking ourselves into rehab? © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Take it one step at a time…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • And start at the beginning…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • GET BREAKFAST RIGHT © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • If you eat your weight in oreos the rest of the day, it doesn’t matter…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Just commit to getting breakfast right, and then keep getting it right until your body actually craves the better fuel that you are putting into it…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • And once breakfast is a habit, then move on to a mid- morning snack…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Then, get that one right, and then move on to lunch…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • And then to an afternoon snack…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • And then on to dinner…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • And always…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • ALWAYS…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Focus on PROGRESS, not PERFECTION…. © Fitness University, LLC 2013
    • Want some support along the way? Hit us up: www.fiturocks.com © Fitness University, LLC 2013