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  1. 1. facebook Mao Zedong isn’t feeling well. The doctor says I could have a life-threatening disease, but, not to worry, the chances of me actually having it are very slim. I’m getting old, and that may be just a ‘side-effect’ of old age. Wall Photos Flair Boxes Chairman Mao Logout View photos of Mao Send Mao a message Poke message Wall Info Photos Boxes Write something… Share Information Birthday: December 26, 1893 Political: Chairman of the Communist Party Hometown: Shaoshan, Hunan Province, China Friends Lin Biao Liu Shaoqi Jiang Qing Mao Zedong I hope I’ll feel better! I don’t want to be sick when the President of the United States comes! Hoping our two countries can form a better relationship May 1, 1972 Du Hai Mao Zedong Going swimming in the Yangtze River. This is going to be huge, especially since some people think I’m dead! I’m not going to give everything away, but there’s a special dance group that does a swimming routine around me! This should teach everyone that swimming is not a sport, but a revolutionary act. July 5, 1966 Mao Zedong My wife is away, I miss her! I need her too, I’m feeling horrible. I suffered a heart attack two days ago, and I’m worried. September 4, 1976 Mao’s mom I’m so proud of you! I just don’t know if that haircut is right for you, darling. You need to look sharp when you launch a revolution, dearest. March 11, 1666 Mao Zedong The Great Leap Forward was a disaster. If it hadn’t been for Liu Shaoqi and Deng Xiaoping, we wouldn’t have gotten into this mess! They’re trying to overthrow the government! I just might delete you two from my friends list! January 4, 1961 Liu Shaoqi Mao, there has been some rumors that you think I’m trying to overthrow you or something….you don’t believe that….do you? February 6, 1960 Deng Xiaoping Mao’s mom
  2. 2. facebook Mao Zedong isn’t feeling well. The doctor says I could have a life-threatening disease, but, not to worry, the chances of me actually having it are very slim. I’m getting old, and that may be just a ‘side-effect’ of old age. Personal Information Wall Photos Flair Boxes Chairman Mao Logout View photos of Mao (5) Send Mao a message Poke message Wall Info Photos Boxes Basic Information Information Birthday: December 26, 1893 Political: Chairman of the Communist Party Hometown: Shaoshan, Hunan Province, China Birthday: December 26, 1893 Hometown: Shaoshan, Hunan Province, China Political Views: I’m Chairman of the Communist Party of China and launched the Cultural Revolution in 1966. Activities: I love to swim! I have ever since I was a young boy, and I remember one of my poems being about breaking through the waves. Interests: I love to talk about politics! I also love poetry. Favorite Quotes: “In this world, things are complicated and decided by many factors. We should look at problems from many aspects, not just one.” - Me Contact Information Address: 7348, Red Sun Street, Yan’an, Beijing, China. Phone Number: 670-567-6530 Email: [email_address]
  3. 3. facebook Wall Photos Flair Boxes John F. Kennedy Logout Wall Info Photos Boxes Photos of Mao Waving to my Red Guards- the noise is deafening! It took the artist forever to get it back to me, but I look great! Mao Zedong Mao Zedong isn’t feeling well. The doctor says I could have a life-threatening disease, but, not to worry, the chances of me actually having it are very slim. I’m getting old, and that may be just a ‘side-effect’ of old age. One of my favorite drawings of me! Me on a scenic mountainside. This is why I love China!

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