When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.