Kanjoos Makkhi Choos ..........!!Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?Shopkeeper: 1Rs.Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?S.K:...
A Kanjoos called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai,kya charges hongay?NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.Kanjoos...
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda************ ********* ********* ********Kanjus Baap Baccho Se - Jo Raat Ko ...
Mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari.************ ********* ********* *********25 25 2525 25 2525 25 2525 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya...
GRAP ka juice...Jo MSG na kare vo KANJUS..!************ ********* ********* *********Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne setum shi...
************ ********* ********* *********Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,Jab w...
Best one - Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiyakaro,Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khu...
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  1. 1. Kanjoos Makkhi Choos ..........!!Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?Shopkeeper: 1Rs.Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de************ ********* ********* *********A Kanjoos on his death time.My wife, where r u ?Wife:Yes, Im hereMy sons & daughters ru all here?Yes, PapaKanjoos:To phir baju wale kamreka pankha Q khula hay************ ********* ********* *********1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neche giraGirte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki meapni wife ko roti pakate hue dekhato chilla k bolaMERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!************ ********* ********* ********Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?Arbi:Munna!!Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor raha hay************ ********* ********* *******
  2. 2. A Kanjoos called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai,kya charges hongay?NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.Kanjoos: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Sohan Bhai Died".Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!Kanjoos: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .Sohan Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale .************ ********* ********* ******Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.Kanjoos ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana.************ ********* ********* ********* *Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tk khata raha,Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kha kha k thak gya hun pr kya karoon card me likhatha "Dinner 7 to 10pm************ ********* ********* ********* ***Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baaltoot gaya haiDukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q le rahe hoKanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.************ ********* ********* *******Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha ThaAur Hans Bhi Raha ThaDost:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?Kanjoos:
  3. 3. Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda************ ********* ********* ********Kanjus Baap Baccho Se - Jo Raat Ko Khana Nahi Khayga Use 5/Rs Dunga.Bacche 5/Rs Le Kar So Gaye.Subah Baap Bola- Jo 5/Rs Dega Usi Ko Nasta Milega************ ********* ********* ********Mere Kitne SMS mile?Bahut saare?Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha -DHISHKYOUN!************ ********* ********* ********CONGRATS" U have been awarded an M.B.A degreeFor not Smsing me.MBA means Member of Bhikari AssociationKindly forward it 2 all M.B.As.************ ********* ********* ********Phone ek Mandhir,Sms uska Bhagwan,Sms bhejne wala Pujari,Sms padhne wala Bhakt,Padhkar sms na karne wala
  4. 4. Mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari.************ ********* ********* *********25 25 2525 25 2525 25 2525 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya hai,Mujhe sms karne ke kaam aayengi.Sharmao mat.************ ********* ********* *********Na Hoga Kanjus Tumsa ZamaneMe ,1 umar GuzarGayi Tumko SamjaneMe Kabi 1sms hi karde o zalim kanjus, Laga Rehta He paisa BachaneMe************ ********* ********* *********Zid apni na chhodiAur pyar bhara dil tod diyaKuchh paiso k liye zaalimTumne sms karna chhod diya************ ********* ********* *********MANGO ka juice, CHIKU ka juice, ORANGE ka juice, TETI ka juice,APPLE ka juice, PINEPLE ka juice, PAPITA ka juice,
  5. 5. GRAP ka juice...Jo MSG na kare vo KANJUS..!************ ********* ********* *********Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne setum shikari nahin ban jao gey.....Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney setum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!************ ********* ********* *********Ab To Iqrar Karlo Or Na Tadpao Ab To Bata Do Or Na Sharmao AreBolB Do Ki.. Aap Humse Bhi Zyada Kanjus Ho, SMS karne Me************ ********* ********* *********Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Cheez Hai 20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo 10 Padte Hai5 Ko Smjh Me Aata Hai 4 To Kanjus Hote Hai1Murga Kismat SeFasta He Jo Reply Karta Hai.
  6. 6. ************ ********* ********* *********Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,Jab wo jage to dhire se Muskarana,Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!************ ********* ********* *********1 Glass Pani Lous Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo2Ghante K Liye Rakh DoPhir Dus Min. Garam Kar K Thanda Karne K Bad Pi LoKanjusi K Keede Mar Jayenge.Fir sms krna************ ********* ********* *********Jab Bhi Kanjusi Ka Oscar Ka Nomination Aayega,Tumhara Naam Bhi Usme Zarur Aayega,Agar Ye Padkar Bhi Tumne Reply Nahi Kiya,To Pehla Prize Bhi Tumhe Mil Jaayega************ ********* ********* *********Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam msg pdnewalo ko mera salam.Tea pepsipinewalo kbhi pani b piya kro,fokat k msg pdnewalo kbhi msg b kiyakro.************ ********* ********* *********
  7. 7. Best one - Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiyakaro,Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiyakaro.************ ********* ********* *********--Ab kuch hindi main-- जल , , एक ,उस महल .************ ********* ********* *********

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