Thought Bakery

Slide 1: thought bakery Some half baked, some well done but definitely lots of fun! Mohit Chhabra 2007 mohit@chhabra.co.in

Slide 2: When I was a boy, I was told anybody could become President. I am beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow

Slide 3: We can throw stones, complain about them, stumble on them, climb over them, or build with them. William Arthur Ward

Slide 4: Focus on the journey, not the destination. Joy is found not in finishing an activity but in doing it. Greg Anderson

Slide 5: Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care. William Safire

Slide 6: A suicide helpline is where they talk to you until you don’t feel like killing yourself. Exactly the opposite of telemarketing. Dana Snow

Slide 8: How much easier it is to be critical than be correct. Benjamin Disraeli

Slide 9: Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.

Slide 10: A year from now you may wish you had started today. Karen Lamb

Slide 11: The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do! BF Skinner

Slide 12: The best way to teach people is by telling a story. Kenneth Blanchard

Slide 13: Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. Mark Twain

Slide 14: Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you. William Arthur Ward

Slide 15: . In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. Yogi Berra

Slide 16: My wife and I were happy for 20 years and then we met. Rodney Dangerfield

Slide 17: The American people love Home Shopping Network because it is commercial free. Will Durst

Slide 18: Education is not the filling of a bucket, but the lighting of a fire. W. B. Yeats

Slide 19: You have a brain like Einstein's – dead since 1955. Gene Perret

Slide 20: If I were your wife, I’d put poison in your coffee. If I were your husband, I’d drink it. Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill

Slide 21: The word duck is 75% obscene. Lenny Bruce

Slide 22: Marge: You know, Homer, it is very easy to criticize. Homer: Fun, too

Slide 23: My favourite machine in the gym is the vending machine. Caroline Rhea

Slide 24: The mark of a true MBA is that he is often wrong but seldom in doubt. Robert Buzzell

Slide 25: David Bissonnette

Slide 26: My wife had a go at me last night. She said, “You'll drive me to my grave.” I had the car out in thirty seconds.

Slide 27: Common etiquette says not to talk about politics, sex, religion, or money. But these are the only things interesting enough to discuss!

Slide 28: An Apple a day keeps Windows away Bumper Sticker

Slide 29: The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Slide 30: Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Anon

Slide 31: Never judge a book by its movie. JW Eagan

Slide 32: Four steps to achievement: Plan purposefully. Prepare prayerfully. Proceed positively. Pursue persistently. William Arthur Ward

Slide 33: I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henry Youngman

Slide 34: The person who knows to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused. Russ Dudley

Slide 35: Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. Jimmy Durante

Slide 36: Never spend your money before you have it. Thomas Jefferson

Slide 37: People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

Slide 38: The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you learned this afternoon...