The third chapter of the Freshnfruity Rebirth Ugly Legacy!

1. Chapter 3: Burning Love

2. We come into chapter 3 with Ibuprofen trying to educate his mother on the
benefits of a two-working-parent household:
“Remember when dad came home with a paycheck and you came home with a
paycheck, and my check didn't have to go towards things like canned yak's milk? Ma,
are you even listening to me??” He whined.

3. Pink Bismuth has been demoted to Nursing Home Attendant AND it's raining.
How. Very. Cliche.
(cue the sad violin music)

4. Leaving Pink Bismuth to her sad violins, we come upstairs to discover happy, jazzy trumpets are
a-playin, as Ranitidine has gotten potty-trained. . .
“You're makin' me miss 'Hoppy-Joe's Fun-Time Corral' !” Loki groaned.

5. . . .and then a few hours later Ranitidine had learned to talk! Papa Loki didn't know whether to be excited or
more afraid.
“Okay let me get this straight,” Loki thought aloud to review the situation, “First you were just a cursed baby,
and now you're a talking, peeing, cursed baby. Have I got that much?”
“ B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BWA!” Ranitidine responded cheerfully, blowing a raspberry and drooling all over her
hands.

6. Pink Bismuth's life is getting back in order too!
She has been promoted to Orderly!

7. Oh joy-of-ultimate-joys! Tootie has had her second pop! Again!!
(you'd think one of these days this would cease to be so exciting)

8. Not too long after THAT( as Tootie was still in her pajamas) Ranitidine learned to
walk!

9. Oh what a yummy-fun, exciting day, boys and girls! It's moat-digging day, and the
family is pitching in! Who needs contracted, licensed workers anyway?

10. Name:RANITIDINE
FRESHNFRUITY
Status:FOURTH BORN
Special Honorary Titles:
THIRD FRESHNFRUITY TO GROW
UP WITHOUT A BIRTHDAY PARTY
Aspiration Lvl earned
(as toddler):UNKNOWN(SHAME
ON ME)
Verdict: WHATEVER SHALL
BECOME OF US?

11. Back in the hallway again, Tootie? You sure do like hallways. . .(said the narrator)
“AIIIEEEE!!!” Tootie screamed in response.
Oh! that must be sim-lish for. . BABY-TIME!
Baby #5 was a girl, and her name was Fluticasone!
(but awesome note and picture-taker that I seem to be for this chapter has left us
with no newborn pictures of her!)

12. Kendal Lawson here must have come home with one of the teenagers after school, but then she amused
herself the rest of the evening in the throne room, raiding the money trees!
I'm starting to wonder if the money trees in the throne room are the only reason people want to be friends
with this family!

13. There's a hearty bonus for us! Pink Bismuth has been promoted to Emergency Medical Technician, at
the top of the medical career for teens! She got a wildcard in which she correctly found room in the full
hospital for a pregnant woman, and not only does she come home with her paycheck AND a bonus, but
she also rates an overachiever! Hurrah!!

14. Due to the fact that there is no college as of yet in this town,
Ibuprofen's going straight into adult-hood!
Omeprazole is also becoming a teenager tonight!

15. It was kind of a mixed-bag birthday for Ibuprofen, as he gained the aspiration level, as a teen, of
“Pitiful Parasite” (hence the red hourglass), but at the same time he got promoted to Bank Robber!
Um. . Hooray?
“Jeez ma, you couldn't at least bathe for my birthday party?!” Ibuprofen chided his mother, as Tootie
snoozed on her feet.

16. Enter, Dr. Emile Farfrompoopen, the “Insta-Shrink”!
“Juscht becoss you're ze ugly leetle man,” Dr. Farfrompoopen explained in a heavy, fake Freudian
accent, “dosh not mean you kan-not make some-sink of you-self!” he preached.
“But it's SO HARD!” Ibuprofen whined, heaving a big sigh.

17. Now that we've had THAT fun, let's let Omeprazole have her birthday, and become a
teenager, what say you?
“TWO cakes?? For ME?!” she gushed, pointing to herself.

18. “Your poor, cursed sister,” Loki shook his head sadly.
“We may have to amputate,” Pink Bismuth replied a little too gleefully.
Name:OMEPRAZOLE
FRESHNFRUITY
Status:THIRD BORN
Special Honorary Titles:
SECOND FRESHNFRUITY TO
GROW UP WITHOUT A
BIRTHDAY PARTY
Aspiration Lvl earned
(as child):CHILD PRODIGY
Rolled: POPULARITY
Turn-Ons: MAKEUP
HATS
Turn-Off: COLOGNE
Verdict: WE ARE SO
ROYALLY FUDGED.

19. There you go, sweet-cheeks! Omeprazole got a little “help” in the makeover
department! Even though it wasn't intentional, she ended up lookin' a little. . .
Christmas-y.

20. The next morning, a newly adult Ibuprofen heads off to work.
In this get-up, he reminds me of someone, I just can't pin-point who. . ;-)

21. Ladies and gentlemen, Andrew Gonzaga, the head-master, is here for a visit.
(to judge the latest batch of children for private school)

22. 2:26 left on the clock and this “visit” isn't going too hot!
This will be the second batch of lobsters Loki burned,(caught the kitchen on fire with the first)
In my distraction over THAT I ended the tour of the house a minute into it!
Quick, Omeprazole! Go make more coffee!
*as it turns out, a second cup of coffee does not equal 10 more bonus points, but they still passed with
93/90 points! WHEEEEWW. . .

23. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for;
Fluticasone's birthday into toddler-hood!!
(There's the one shot of her as a baby, by the way)
The teenaged Omeprazole assists with this delicate procedure.
* can I get a drum-roll pleaassee? *

24. (drumroll) BA-DA BA-DA BA-DA BLAM!
And with this blessed child,
The Curse of the Lindo Bonito
was at its end . .

25. And so, with Fluticasone's birthday party in full-swing, they celebrated the Freshnfruity way;
with a kid at the piano(Ranitidine) and a rolicking game of punch-you-punch-me that will leave
both Ibuprofen and Pink Bismuth bruised and bleeding the next morning!

26. Also in time to celebrate Fluticasone's curse-shattering birthday, the new gym is finished!
What d'ya think, Ibuprofen?
“(huff, huff) New gym- (gasp, wheeze) what birthday?!” Ibuprofen responded as he abandoned the
party for the weight machine.

27. Oh goody! Now we can start in on a new child, teaching Fluticasone
that the more repulsed people are, the more jealous they must be!
It's the natural look for her in Fluticasone's first makeover!!

28. This family is no different from many other sims, at least in the fact that they have
been wanting a bird. Since it's Fluticasone's birthday, we bought something that will
be glad to “play” with her.
Introducing Tiberius the Hawk!

29. This little piece of art is entitled “ Family Shot with Social Bunny”.

30. Fluticasone has the “family smarts”(or maybe has had just a drink of it)!
She is now able to talk!

31. Later that afternoon, Fluticasone also got potty-trained!

32. Wrong floor, Jasper! Fluticasone is one floor up.

33. There are 2 days left before Fluticasone's next birthday, and she still needs to walk!
Happily, Loki wants to teach her.

34. VERY cool! Two wants have been met at the same time
as little miss Fluticasone can now walk!

35. Oh poop! Tootie was DE-moted because of the wild-card she got where she chose to write about the
effects of vegetables on the sim physique.
She has been demoted to High School Principal.
“I wrote about vegetables! VEG-ET-AB-LES! Was it really that bad?!” She asked to the sky.

36. On the upside of things, Ranitidine has come home with her first A+!
“Dad! Dad! A+! A+! A+!” She cheered as she jumped around like a kid on a red dye over-dose.
“Ooh Ooh! You're wearing pink! That means I get a PINK Ferrari!” Loki cheered back.

37. Why for are you bent over the toilet, Tootie?
Was it the “Chicken Quesadilla” flavored wine spritzers?
Or the fact that you were drinking one and watching a really gross horror movie:
“The Return of the Stab-Happy Booger Monster who Couldn't Get off the Toilet” ?
(You never know, she could be checking for booger-monsters)

38. Fluticasone wonders when she, too will be old enough to drink coffee in her underwear.

39. Speaking of Fluticasone, she's jumped up and become a child on us! Without a cake!
I seem to be getting really negligent about throwing birthday parties for these kids..

40. But I would REALLY be falling down on the job if this little girl had not had her makeover!
Doesn't it just enhance her cherubic features?
There you go kid, happy birthday. Don't say I never gave you anything. lol

41. If you're happy and you know it toot your. . .horn?!
Ibuprofen has been promoted to Cat Burglar!
Are you sure that's not Fart Master?
* Ibuprofen giggles with impish glee as the sidewalk starts to liquefy *

42. Yummy in the tummy! Blackened salmon a la Tootie!
(and blackened mashed potatoes, and blackened squash. . .)

43. Ooh! Baby #6 of the new generation is having a growth spurt!
“Beaver-teeth? Have you been feeding me watermelon in my sleep again?” Tootie asked her husband, as she
perplexedly gaped at her stomach.
* snort * “Wha??” Loki replied, “No Beatrice, the blueberry scones aren't out of the oven yet,” and then he
rolled back over, resuming his deep, baritone snores.

44. On the way out to catch the school bus, Omeprazole has found a doggie to play fetch with.
But look out! That's no ordinary stray!! The leader of the wolf pack's bite is what turns a sim into a werewolf!
On second thought, it might improve her looks to get a little to get hairier at night; she should be encouraged
to start washing with raw steaks! Nice doggie!

45. What good is a castle without a mad scientist's lab? Ibuprofen takes advantage of the top-rate
equipment in one corner to earn a mechanical point!

46. Well ain't SHE fancy?
Omeprazole has been promoted to Coffee Shop Sound Engineer, which is at the top of the Music career
track for teens!

47. Hey look, a kid! At a cake! I'm doing better, see?
Ranitidine is becoming a teenager on this fair day!

48. Name:RANITIDINE
FRESHNFRUITY
Status:FOURTH BORN
Special Honorary Titles:
THIRD FRESHNFRUITY TO GROW
UP WITHOUT A BIRTHDAY PARTY
Aspiration Lvl earned
(as child): CHILD PRODIGY
Rolled: FORTUNE
Turn-Ons: GREY HAIR
ATHLETIC
Turn-Off: CREATIVITY
Verdict: A CONSTANT
REMINDER OF HER PARENTS'
FAILINGS.

49. My yes, don't she look clash-y!
Maybe now she'll be less of a reminder of failed genetics anyway.

50. It turns out Tiberius liked to break out of his cage in the science lab. A lot. And get stuck in corners.
Fare thee well, Tiberius! We knew ye. . for like, a couple of days. A couple of really special days.

51. Coming out of the library, Tootie had her second “pop”!
“Ooh, I feel like a girl again!” she exclaimed.

52. What is this? Another kid getting a birthday party??
Pink Bismuth is blossoming into adult-hood!
Psst. . .it's also a “kids-only” party, with Tootie asleep, and Loki at work!

53. Name:PINK BISMUTH
FRESHNFRUITY
Status: SECOND BORN
Special Honorary Titles:
FIRST UNBEARABLY PLAIN-
LOOKING CHILD OF THE REBIRTH
GENERATION
Rolled:KNOWLEDGE
Turn-Ons:UNDERWEAR & LOGIC
Turn-Off:SWIMWEAR
Aspiration Lvl Earned
(as teen): SMARTY PANTS
Verdict:
A POSSIBLE CONTENDER? NAH!
As a bonus, once she became an adult, Pink Bismuth was promoted to General Practitioner
in the Medical career track!

54. In trying to make pork chops for Pink Bismuth's Party, Ranitidine only proved that a house-full of
unsupervised kids is usually not a good idea.

55. Firefighter Kimberly Monif was on the scene!
“All of that drama over one pork chop?!” She shook her head groaning, once she was out of ear-shot.

56. “You should really try some of this,” Omeprazole gushed over the burned dinner, “This is so good and
crisp, I want you to cook for MY next birthday!”
“Nnoo, no, I'll just stick to eating the cake,” Ranitidine replied.

57. Sensibly, Tootie's elected to have the sixth bambino in the master bedroom.
“Not another pair of pajamas!” She moaned as her pants began to tear, “AIIEEEEE!!!”
“ * snort * YOU DUMB KIDS!” Loki chided them in his sleep, “ TURN THAT T.V. DOWN!!”

58. HOLY JEEBUS IT'S A BOY!
The second boy out of (now) six kids has been born, and he has been named Losartan.
“So, are you ready to have another one yet?” Loki asked Tootie.

59. YIKES! Oh no, Tootie seems to have set herself on fire while cooking up a batch of salmon!
How in the heck did she do that?!
Good ol' Ibuprofen just stood there and panicked, holding his hand to his heart.
“Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! PUT ME OUT, DARN YOU!” Tootie screamed as the firefighter strolled over.

60. “Hold on lady, those frackin' hot-pants will get ya every time!” Weldon Tellerman the firefighter called
to her as he put her out.

61. How about we let Loki do the cooking for now?
He'll be doing something easy, like spaghetti. . .

62. There you go, Loki; easy-does-it! Now just stir the blood sauce in with the ghost chiles, and
you're almost there, no more kitchen fires now. . . Good man!

63. Ibuprofen, it's 9:45 p.m. and your work carpool came at 8! What the heck are you doing still here
and cleaning up your spaghetti plate?!
Oh he**, he must've missed the carpool in all of the kitchen-fire confusion!

64. He doesn't have the option to walk to work, so. . . QUICK, TO THE DUDE-MOBILE!

65. Loki invited Vidcund Curious over, not for his sake(he's at the top of his career), but for his dear
wife Tootie, who needs 3 more family friends to get promoted at her job.
“So Vidcund, how's work?” Loki asked him conversationally.

66. “Vidcund here has been entertaining us with tales of rogue astronauts,” he explained to his wife
as she joined them for dinner.
“Yes indeed I have,” Vidcund agreed.

67. “Now was it the red rockets that got programmed to whistle dixie?” Loki asked.
“How did you find out about THAT?? It was supposed to be top-secret!” Vidcund exclaimed.

68. “Why would they program the red ones, dad? That makes no sense at all!” Fluticasone giggled.
“I am SO BONED when I show up for work on Monday,” Vidcund said under his breath as he tilted his head back.

69. “And it wasn't astrobots,” Fluticasone corrected them all, “it was RO-bots, I saw them.”
“Uh-huh, robots makes way more sense,” Vidcund said, looking down at his plate to keep a
straight face.

70. Despite his lateness to work(and his final warning for it), Ibuprofen has been promoted to
Counterfeiter!!

71. In other family news, we've discovered that Ranitidine's lifetime want is to be a Business
Tycoon! And the first paper, the first job-listing she looked at was for the Business career track!!
She is now starting an after-school job as a Mailroom Technician!
Well, she has a tie, so it's a start. . .

72. Pink Bismuth is also helping out her mother's career(and her own)!
She has made friends with Kendal Lawson!(the girl in the red dress that raided their money trees)
That leaves Tootie with one more friend left to make for her promotion!

73. Uh oh. This time Tootie's taking the initiative!

74. But . . WHOOPSIE! There's no more room in the castle! Time to start kicking out all the people we can,
which at the moment, is two. Ibuprofen and Pink Bismuth have been adults for awhile, so it's time for
them to move to a different lot until such time as they're needed again!

75. Goodbye Ibuprofen and Pink Bismuth! They're off to share a house together, along with all of the
others that will leave after them!

76. What an exciting night! It's Losartan's birthday into toddler-hood!
PLEASE oh PLEASE don't let that dumb curse come back!
“Watching my baby grow up just makes me want another one,” Tootie sighed.
Omeprazole brings her brother up to the cake. . .

77. Anndd. . Losartan appears to be a “boy” version of Fluticasone!
THIS kind of repetition I can handle(at least once)!

78. Ok, I get that we may have gone a little overboard with the building again, but is it really right to
take the whole couch as payment for the groceries?!
That's the second most expensive couch in the game, costing $1,625!
They DID NOT order $1,000 worth of groceries! Somebody's getting' a tad greedy..

79. Now to get back to the whole conception thing!

80. Never mind again! Tootie fell asleep while they were making out. lol

81. I wonder if this is how all High School Principals take out their frustrations?

82. Still working towards Tootie's next promotion,
Ranitidine and River Smith have now become friends!
Tootie only needs one more family friend and the prize will be in her hands!

83. Tootie and Loki finally get their “alone time”.

84. “You know,” Loki began to lecture Losartan as he tried to hurry his learning along sans smart-milk,
“you've only got two days left before you're a child and you haven't mastered any of the three major
skills; I'd say somebody's been very lazy.”

85. That tie is magical!!
Ranitidine pitched a new stock market opportunity to her boss, and not ONLY did she earn a charisma point
for doing so, she also got promoted to the top of the Business career track for teens!
Ranitidine has been promoted to Executive Assistant, and she brought home Tina Roennigke.
“I feel like a beautiful princess!” she exclaimed delightedly.

86. I'll be darned! The nanny made crepes suzette and did not burn the kitchen down!

87. Ohmigosh! I almost missed Losartan's big moment! Look who's walking!!

88. And THEN who's bad little behind got potty-trained??
It's like he knew what he was doing all along!
(What a completely rotten little kid for keeping us on pins and needles like that!)

89. Losartan's last mission, is to learn to talk, should he or should he not choose to accept it.
AND he only has today to do so. No pressure, kid!

90. “GOOOAALL!!” Loki cheered as his son learned the final skill of the three,
officially at 4:45 p.m. on THE DAY he is to grow up. WHEEEWWW!!

91. Losartan becomes a child tonight, and Fluticasone becomes a teenager!
Let's see if Tootie can safely cook a turkey; that is, without setting anything on fire.
Are you game?

92. E-GADS, a nice meal can be cooked in this house without the added annoyance
of an indoor bonfire or a serving of people a la flambe!
This is shaping up to be a terrific double birthday party already!

93. Well I was gonna give you a cake!
Fluticasone grew into a teenager in the middle of doing her homework!
Name: FLUTICASONE
FRESHNFRUITY
Status: FIFTH BORN
Special Honorary Titles:
THE CHILD FATED TO BREAK THE
FAMILY CURSE
Rolled: KNOWLEDGE SIM
Turn-Ons: FITNESS & JEWELRY
Turn-Off: BROWN HAIR
Aspiration Lvl Earned
(as a child): WONDER-GIRL
Verdict: OH BABY,THAT'S-A
WHAT I LIKE.

94. Losartan knows it's HIS birthday too, and he wants O-W-T!

95. Losartan's growing into a child, and Ranitidine's
new gal-pal Tina has decided to stay for the fun!

96. Ranitidine, however, was not so sure of the new kid's legitimacy.
“In all seriousness- mom, is he really my brother?” She asked when they were out of earshot enough.
“Now dear,” Tootie lectured in her falsetto-voice, “Just because he's shaping up to be a pretty-boy is no
reason to start getting jealous.”
Name: LOSARTAN FRESHNFRUITY
Status: SIXTH-BORN
Special Honorary Titles:
SECOND SON OF THE REBIRTH
GENERATION
Aspiration lvl
(as a toddler): MIRACLE
MITE
Verdict: THINGS JUST KEEP
GETTING BETTER!

97. You know by now, that without a makeover a new family member probably would feel left out.
I call Losartan's makeover “Blue for Boys; YAAAARRRR!!”

98. “Oh my lickable wallapaper,” Tootie cooed passionately, “the nursery has stood empty for far too
long!”
“Our last baby just grew out of it earlier tonight!” Loki replied, staring at his wife, “and besides,
I'm still all smudgy from work,” he pointed out, trying to scoot away from her.

99. Silly me, Fluticasone hasn't had a proper teenage makeover!
“Yay! Gold star for me!” she responded when she saw the results in the mirror.
We opted for the 'Sluts-R-Us' look, complete with face glitter!

100. Fluticasone and Losartan both need to get into Private School, but a local
neighborhood boy named Nery Miguel keeps interrupting the tour to chat with everyone!
I suppose it's Losartan's fault for bringing him home from school. . .
The good news is, Headmaster Andrew Gonzaga loves the ol' cursed castle look.
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