1. Door From Hell
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November 1998 Volume 1: Issue 2
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2. OUR STAFF
PUBLISHER..................................ED BURTON
PRESIDENT...................................ED BURTON
VICE PRESIDENT..........................ED BURTON
PHOTOGRAPHY.............................ED BURTON
REPORTER....................................ED BURTON
WRITER........................................ED BURTON
GRAPHICS....................................ED BURTON
SECURITY.....................................ED BURTON
ANIMAL TRAINER........................ED BURTON
SPECIAL EFFECTS.........................ED BURTON
PROMOTIONS...............................ED BURTON
KING............................................ED BURTON
KEY GRIP.....................................ED BURTON
ASSISTANT TO MR. BURTON..........ED BURTON
SCOUT..........................................ED BURTON
MOST LIKELY TO GET SUED...........ED BURTON
CAPTAIN OF THE USS
ENTERPRISE...........................JAMES T. KIRK
LEADER OF THE
AUTOBOTS............................OPTIMUS PRIME
KING OF THE
WORLD........................LEONARDO DICAPRIO
all photos are copyrighted either by me
or someone else. 1998 by me, earlier
by others.
3. TABLE OF
CONTENTS
1............................................PEOPLE IN CHARGE
(other than Charles.)
2...........................................TABLE OF CONTENTS
3.............................................................VIVA FIDEL!
4............................................................CRAZYANIMALS
5..............................“JUST TALKIN’ ‘BOUT SHAFT.”
6.............FROM THE EAT’N’PARK JOURNALS.
7/8.............................AMERICAN HERO - MY ARM!.
9.............................................SHOCKING AREA NEWS
10.............................................................................FASHION
11....................LETTERS FROM OUR READERS.
12...................................................................FREE KEVIN
13...............BOOTLEG YOUR NINTENDO GAMES
14..............................................LAST PAGE PHOTO.
5. Huge Animal Jumps
Right Fucking Out In
Front Of Area Man
MOORHEAD, MN--Moorhead resident Carl
Perry damn near shit himself Monday, when
a big-ass animal jumped right the fuck out
in front of his Chevy pick-up.
According to reports, the 41-year-old
Perry was driving on Highway C to Ed's
Tavern when the huge fucking thing
jumped right the fuck out in front of him
from out of nowhere. Though the animal,
described by witnesses as a big-old son of a
bitch with these weird-looking
horns jumped clear
of the vehicle
before collision,
the fuck was
scared out
of Perry.
Courtesy of THE ONION
7. FROM THE
EAT’N’PARK JOURNALS
Eat’n’Park. I’ve now dehydrator on his
resigned myself to fucking head, he’d
staying away from this probably not even snort.
place of lost souls and Immediately he was
time. However, not too n i c k n a m e d , “ M r.
long ago I found myself Corpse.”
with only a dollar in Then there’s the
silver, and nothing to do waitress. Bobby Jo is her
but shit in hands. So i name. Almost enuff sed.
decided to visit an E’n’P Big hair, big ass big
here in PA. If there is one nails, big makeup to
constant in all the entire cover her big zits. She’s
universe, it IS all about big. That might
Eat’n’Park. This, i am be why she’s so damn
sure of. The service was slow. I’ve seen erosion
dreadful, the food still faster than her service.
terrible, and the cliental, Later on i got to
oh you better believe it moonwalk with some
was very very weird. other drunk, soulless
There was a guy, oh customer. My what fun.
about 50ish, slumped in Fuck me. The “weird”
the corner booth - passed never stops at the Eat and
out. You could have the Park.
dropped a food
9. Area Teen’s Sister
Looking Pretty Good
To Friend Of Area Teen
SAN MATEO, CA--San Mateo 17-year-old Evan Campos
announced Monday that Jessica Roth, 14, the previously unnoticed
sister of best friend Andrew Roth, had "really grown a lot" since he
last saw her and was now "looking pretty good."
"I used to see Jessica a lot when I went over to Andrew's house,
and I was always like, whatever," Campos said. "But I hadn't seen
her in awhile, since she was at music camp all summer, and she's
really, you know, grown up a lot. I'd have to say she's definitely
looking good."
"Oh, man," Campos added, "I used to see her running around
without a shirt when she was like seven. That is so freaky."
Andrew Roth, who has been best friends with Campos since
the two were in second grade, was "seriously weirded out" by the
announcement.
"Evan came by Sunday night to play some Tekken, and my sister
was in her room in her pajamas, doing homework or something.
Her door was open, and he was, like, totally checking her out," Roth
said. "Then, like an hour later, when I went to take a piss break, he
went over and tried to start up a conversation with her, asking her
what she was studying and shit. I was like, 'Dude, what the fuck's
up with you? That's my sister!'"
Roth, who has declared his sister strictly off-limits to Campos,
said he would not hesitate to beat the shit out of
his best friend if he tried anything. Campos has assured Roth that
he has no intentions of making a play for his sister,
telling him, "Dude, relax."
When asked for comment, Jessica Roth ran into her room
giggling.
Courtesy of THE ONION
10. BLAIR SHOWS US ONE OF THE
MANY HAIRSTYLES TO EXPECT
THIS FALL.
11. MORE
LETTERS!
“Yo got the latest issue of "the Door"
one stamp works!
Liked the Nazi whining
love the shaft page
keep it up
peace
love
mood altering chemicals
-Rob”
Congrats Rob.
You get another issue.
12. FREE KEVIN
Who is Kevin Mitnick?
Kevin Mitnick was arrested on computer hacking charges
in February 1995. Still awaiting trial, he has been
imprisoned over 3-1/2 years since his arrest, denied bail,
and repeatedly denied the right to have his defense analyze
the evidence the government holds against him.
• Despite the lack of any allegations of physical harm or profit motives by
Mitnick, he has not been granted bail. Individuals accused of crimes as serious
as murder and rape are often granted bail, allowing them to remain free from
incarceration prior to trial if they can provide reasonable assurance that they
will appear for the trial.
• Despite the concept of "innocent until proven guilty," his status in "pre-trial
detention" forbids him access to privileges accorded to other inmates. He is
forbidden visitors other than attorneys and blood-relatives.
• Despite his need to prepare for his trial, his access to the law library is
limited to five and one-half hours per week. This is absurd considering the
estimated 200 million pages of documents to be produced by the government
that must be examined prior to trial.
What the Mitnick case means to you
Mitnick's case should be of concern to all computer users. If the prosecution
succeeds in their efforts, the Mitnick case could be used as a precedent to stifle
therights of other accused hackers.
Is this what the future holds for those accused of computer crimes? Almost
undoubtedly. The area of computer law and computer crime is still in its infancy.
The line between permissible and illegal computer usage is often unclear.
Current wire-fraud and mail-fraud statutes encompass wide areas of common
behavior.
Similarly, computer crime statutes are broadly worded and criminalize behavior
that many individuals may commit without ever realizing such actions are
illegal. It is then within the discretion of federal prosecutors as to whether to
seek an indictment and arrest.
When the limits of permissible activity are so unclear, does it
make sense to hold individuals who have merely been accused of
such behavior without bail for years before trial?
The federal government is apparently using the Mitnick case to instill fear in
theminds of computer users and to discourage activities they consider to be
"hacking." The government apparently wishes to encourage individuals who
have merely been accused of hacking-related offenses to plead guilty, rather
than face lengthy pre-trial detention without the benefit of bail.
www.KevinMitnick.com
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