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  • 1. Simply funny
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    • Some days ago a friend of mine told me this joke. I found it very funny so I want to tell it to you.
    • In a little farm…
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    • … in a country not very far from the village, a farmer lived with his family. He was very proud of his job, especially of his animals. In fact he grew three pigs and feed them so good that they were big and fat.
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    • One day he received the visit of certain inspectors of the Ministry of Agriculture . When they saw the pigs, they were really impressed
    • “ What wonderful animals! You are a good farmer and breeder.” - They said.- And asked” How do you feed them?”
    • The farmer , very proud, answered: “ Oh ! I give them a lot of good food, for example lasagna, spaghetti, pizza and on Sunday ice cream, too.”
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    • The inspectors were shocked. “ How could you feed animals in this way? It is unhealthy.”
    • They gave the man a fee to pay. 100 € each pig.
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    • Three months later, new inspectors came to visit him. The scene repeated.
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  • 13. “ What wonderful animals! You are a good farmer and breeder.” - They said.- And asked” How do you feed them?” The farmer remembering the first visit answered: “ Oh! Nothing really worth mentioning, some old potatoes, a few apples. “
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    • But what was his surprise! He heard the same words of the first visit
    • . “ How could you feed animals in this way? It is unhealthy.”
    • and received a doubled fee to pay.
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    • Several months passed and a new control arrived. Again the scene repeated, the same compliment ant the crucial question: ” How do you feed them?”
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    • Very relaxed and calm, with a smile on his face, the farmer gave his answer. “ You know, I am a very modern farmer and breeder , I just give them 20 € each and they can buy what they want.
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    • Ah ah ah ah ah!
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  • 22. The end ! ! !