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  • 1. Fuel Asset Recovery Transport SystemsAn ecologically sound solution to our energy woes Ronald Schmelzer Chief Bottlewasher
  • 2. The Unfortunate Circumstances
  • 3. Growth in cost of FuelDownright insane Rediculous Unreasonable More than a hill of beans!
  • 4. Ways to Address Problem• Need new mechanisms for energy generation• Need more efficient fuel consumption systems• Self-sustaining energy source
  • 5. Cost of Beans Not much Ho-humReasonable Very stable cost base
  • 6. Announcing F.A.R.T.S.• Fuel Asset Recovery Transportation System A revolutionary, ecologically safe mechanism for sustainable energy growth. Solve the Gas crisis with GAS!
  • 7. Revolutionary Technology• Fuel-Cell Based – Methane (CH4)• Advanced Engine Technology• Non-intrusive Gas Collection Manifold• Hyper-efficient post- consumption exhaust system
  • 8. How Does it Work?
  • 9. Growth prospects• “Explosive” Growth: 90% 80% 70% 60% Fuel cell 50% Adoption 40% % of Drivers 30% with Gas 20% 10% 0% 2005 2008 2012 2016
  • 10. Our Management Team• Ray Boggs, Competitive Chili Eater – 30+ years of experience – World-renown authority on flatulence – Highly motivated• Jim Villenchek, Fuel-Cell Maestro – Somewhat eccentric inventor – Previous inventions: • Nasobraid (nasal hair braider) • APCM – Automated Paperclip Chain Maker – Holds over 30 patents, 3 in area of flatulence
  • 11. Significant Issues• Cost of car upgrades• Ensuring sufficient bean consumption• Toxic issues in replacement of old units
  • 12. Funding Requirements• Continued Development of Engine Technology• Marketing campaign to push bean consumption• Incentives for engine replacementIn short… about $90 Million. Give or take. Ok, maybe take.
  • 13. The Marketing JingleBeans, beans --The magical fruit –The more you eat –The more you toot –The more you toot –The farther you’ll go –So eat beans ‘til you can’t eat no mo’!
  • 14. Thank You! Please send feedback to:tootsaver@fartsystems.com