2. PROBLEM• The fruitcake – Dense – Heavy – Intended for consumption, but never consumed – Only one method of disposal
3. PROBLEM continued• The fruitcake – Scientifically indistinguishable components deem “hazardous material” Winchester Town Code 47.2 (b)(a)(d) Cambridge Municipal Code Hazardous including 12.34 (y)(u)(k) like with with with which metal components with Hazardous materials including mercury, Bush bumper paints paints brushes stickers, fruitcakes, and nuclear waste, must be disposed and German Shepherd with special permits but always outside of in accordance the Republic.
4. IMPORTANT REQUIREMENT• Regifting• Tracking – No accidental regifting – Knowledge of friends treatment of gift
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