Complain&Resolve    Business Proposal
Human Nature Talk, talk, talk. Blah, blah, blah Complain, complain Chat, chat, chat Microsoft this, software that
Corporate Vision„ Harness human potential„ Provide outlet, forum„ Attract special interest groups„ Focus attention on “ill...
Funding Proposal„ $500K to attract even greater fools„ $2.5 M for attractive slides and web graphics„ $45M for unnavigable...
Organization                                                     < N a m e > .c o m     W e b la c k e y s    S p e c ia l...
Product Rollout„ Complain&Resolve.com  ƒ Polite discourse„ Grumble.com  ƒ Silent majority„ BitchBitchBitch.com  ƒ Far left...
Revenue Profile                         V                    IV                             VI              III         II...
Uses of Funds„   $50K incorporation„   $250K offshore web development„   $10M salaries and professional services„   $40M p...
Cashflow Profile    I                    IPO   SHLS         II              III                                VI         ...
MITEFC Board Participation„ Moral and spiritual guidance„ Passing the hat„ Corporate donors/sponsors  ƒ Anonymity guarante...
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  1. 1. Complain&Resolve Business Proposal
  2. 2. Human Nature Talk, talk, talk. Blah, blah, blah Complain, complain Chat, chat, chat Microsoft this, software that
  3. 3. Corporate Vision„ Harness human potential„ Provide outlet, forum„ Attract special interest groups„ Focus attention on “ills of society”„ Make money
  4. 4. Funding Proposal„ $500K to attract even greater fools„ $2.5 M for attractive slides and web graphics„ $45M for unnavigable website„ $1.5M to Empress and Minions (aka MITEFC)„ $100M for consulting division to do redesign
  5. 5. Organization < N a m e > .c o m W e b la c k e y s S p e c ia l p r o j e c t s Counsel B ook cooke rs D e v e lo p e r s P h y s ic a l F a r R ig h t L itig a tio n S h a re h o ld e r D e s tr o y e r s C h e m ic a l F a r L e ft L itig a tio n O ff- & O n s h o re T a x M e n ta l A ll O th e r M a tte rs R e a lh o ld in g s S p ir itu a l N o th in g M a tte rs P e tty C a s h B ills (L a r g e ) B ill (S m a ll) B ill (G a te s ) O th e r g a te s
  6. 6. Product Rollout„ Complain&Resolve.com ƒ Polite discourse„ Grumble.com ƒ Silent majority„ BitchBitchBitch.com ƒ Far left and right„ Revenge.com ƒ Gun and SUV owners„ Suethebastards.com ƒ Pros and cons
  7. 7. Revenue Profile V IV VI III II I
  8. 8. Uses of Funds„ $50K incorporation„ $250K offshore web development„ $10M salaries and professional services„ $40M pointless advertising„ $100M offshore entities (inc. tolls & parking)„ $2M travel
  9. 9. Cashflow Profile I IPO SHLS II III VI IV V
  10. 10. MITEFC Board Participation„ Moral and spiritual guidance„ Passing the hat„ Corporate donors/sponsors ƒ Anonymity guaranteed ƒ Be generous ƒ Be merciful

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