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The Lingerie Guide

  1. 1. ==== ====Find here your hot lingerie:http://scripts.affiliatefuture.com/AFClick.asp?affiliateID=272384&merchantID=4753&programmeID=14405&mediaID=0&tracking=&url===== ====Lingerie does for a womans body what seasoning does for food. Just as the spices and herbsenhances the flavor of food, corsets, bustier, gowns, sexy bras and thongs enhances the visualeffects of a womans body. I dont know what primitive man first discovered adding herbs andspices to food, but, God bless him. Dont get me wrong... I believe food can be quite tasty withoutspices; however, it is even better with them. Same for lingerie.Lingerie accentuates the shape of a woman. Women are beautiful on their own, but lingerie cangive that extra kick that makes them bubble with flavors never before imagined.As I thought about that, I realized I had just made a connection between lingerie and food. Howodd, what a strange connection when you think about it. Is there any real connection betweenlingerie and food? What about everything else in the universe? I think lingerie is linked with theentire universe, and I am out to prove it. Lets take a look at food first.From Lingerie to Food:1) Lingerieloose T-shirt made of cotton, polyester, nylon or diaphanous chiffon that can be worn like aBabydoll.Polyester[Synthesis / Alcoholic transesterification] ethylene glycol (doubly alcohol-terminated).Multifunctional monomers (i.e., glycerol) result in cross-linkingGlycerinGlycerin is used in glycerin soap, in cosmetics and creams, in foods, in chemistry, and in glycerinmist.Hence we come to food2) LingerieFrench language, for womens undergarments. These garments are eroticised in Western culture.Eroticism
  2. 2. ParaphiliaParaphilia[Other paraphilias] sitophilia: sexual arousal from food.And here we are at food again.3) LingerieMerry widowMerry widow -backed hook-and-eye flange, and the whole garment was lined with nylon voile.Nine long spiral wires were cased in blackNylon[Historical uses] conspiracy theorists surmise that cannabis sativa was made illegal because thefibres from the hemp plant, used for fabricsHemphemp (Cannabis sativa) as a source of oil, food, fibre, etc. Yep, back to food again.There you go, at least three ways lingerie is linked to food. What about other things?Well, why not start with some of the obvious ones like sex:Lingerie to Sex:1) Lingeriederived from the French language, for womens undergarments. These garments are heavilyeroticised in Western culture.Undergarment[History / Present day] at least in advertising. Sex became the main selling point, bringing tofruition a trend that had been building since at least the flapper eraSex- see, I told you this one was obvious. Want a more obscure one?2) LingerieFrench maidFrench maidThey are a form of ladies Fantasywear that depending on design, details can be classified as
  3. 3. lingerieFantasywearclothing, usually including lingerie, that people wear in the boudoir for living out Sexual Fantasies.Sex- Not so obvious that time.3) LingerieRobeRobeWorn after bathing or other activities where the wearer is nude to keep warm and/or preservemodesty in times of no immediate need to fully dress.Modestyfriend or family of the same sexSexOk, another easy one, love.Lingerie to love:1) LingerieFrench language, for womens undergarments. These garments are heavily eroticised in Westernculture.Eroticismis an aesthetic focused on sexual desire, especially the feelings of anticipation of sexual activity.Lust[See also] Virtues: Love, Romantic love, List of ethics topicsLove - See how easy that was?2) LingerieFrench language, for womens undergarments. These garments are heavily eroticised in Westernculture.Eroticism
  4. 4. Human sexualityHuman sexuality[Topics in human sexuality] loveLove- Still too easy, lets see if we can make this link a little more challenging.3) LingerieRobeRobea garment made of towel like material and is typically worn at home after a bath or other activitieswhere the wearer is wanting to cover up.Towel[Pop culture trivia / Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy] the towel can even be used in meléecombat. You can use it to hide from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of TraalRaces from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy ( this also links lingerie back to the title of thisarticle and Hitchikers guide to the galaxy for which the title was modeled after.)[Fuolornis Fire Dragon] They often accidentally adored things to bits and hurt the ones they lovedbecause of their rocket-booster breath and park-fence teeth. (That reminds me. I wonder whatmy ex is up to these days.)LoveWe did love, why not passion.From Lingerie to Passion:1)LingerieRobeRobeA gown worn as part of the religious dress of a cleric, chorister, monk, batizand, etc.Choir[Historical overview of choral music / Baroque music] passions and other music. He is also famousfor his vast output in chorales, essentially stylistically harmonised
  5. 5. Choralepassions and other works. These harmonisations are so well known that Bachs name is virtuallysynonymous with the chorale inPassion.2) LingerieCorset by boneCorset[See also] Body modificationBody modificationteeth, and/or tongues, including amputation, burning, flagellation, piercing, skinning, and wheeling.Flagellation[Association with religion / Slavery] Flagellation of Christ, an episode in Jesus physicaldegradation leading to the Crucifixion. (See Passion) ( Ill probably get letters on that reference)Passion3) LingerieBabydollBabydollit is a common garment for those who indulge in sexualized play-acting around ideas ofinfantilism.Infantilism[The psychology of infantilism / Psychological perspectives on infantilism] infantilism is usuallyregarded as a type of sexual roleplaying and is often viewed as a variation of BDSM.BDSM[Various practices / Switching] BDSM may encompass practices such as erotic spanking,flagellation, such as flogging, paddling or whippingFlagellation[Association with religion / Slavery] Flagellation of Christ, an episode in Jesus physical
  6. 6. degradation leading to the Crucifixion. (See Passion)( Just to make sure I get those letters, andpossibly death threats, rolling in.)Passion.Since I mentioned Jesus Christ in the last reference lets see how lingerie and the church arelinked.From Lingerie to Church:1) LingerieChemiseChemise[Compare] after the Revocation of the Edict of Nantes in 1685, a revolt by the guerrillaProtestant "Camisards"Edict of Nantes(1598) and ordered the destruction of Huguenotchurches, as well as the closing of ProtestantschoolsChurch- Thats kind of a negative relationship, lets see if we can find a positive one.2) LingerieRobeRobeA gown worn as part of the religious dress of a cleric, chorister, monk, batizand, etc., in variousChoirTerminology: A vocal ensemble which sings in a church, or sings exclusively sacred music, iscalled aChurch - Yes thats much better.3) LingerieGarterGarter (clothing)Order of the Garter, which traces its history to the Middle English poem Sir Gawain and the GreenKnight.
  7. 7. Middle English[Literary and Linguistic Cultures] Middle English was one of the three languages current inEngland. Though never the language of the church, which was always LatinChurchI have no intention of picking on religion, shall we move on? Lets try something people do inchurch, like getting married.Lingerie to Marriage:1) LingerieGarterGarter (clothing)and colorful garters were an object of display. In Shakespeares Twelfth Night, "cross braced"garters are an object of some derision.Twelfth Night (play)Olivia asks him to marry her. The play ends in a declaration of marriage between the Duke andViola, and Olivia and SebastianMarriage - Bet you didnt see that one coming.2) LingerieGarterGarter (clothing)Grooms privilege to remove the garter and toss it to the male guests. The symbolism todeflowering is unambiguous.Virginespecially in regards to religious views of retaining ones virginity before marriage. The termmaidenMarriage3) LingerieKnickers
  8. 8. Knickers1846 the New York Knickerbockers played the first game of "base ball" organized under thoserules, in Hoboken, New Jersey, and were trounced 23 - 1Hoboken, New Jersey[Demographics / Post World War II] There are 19,418 households out of which 11.4% havechildren under the age of 18 living with them, 23.8% are married couples living togetherMarriageToo easy so far? Well, I own a lingerie and biker clothing store. Many have wondered what therelationship is, so, shall we try that?From Lingerie to Motorcycle:1) LingerieCorset by boneCorsetCorsets are typically constructed of a flexible material (like cloth or leather) stiffened with boningLeather[Forms of leather / Leather from other animals] Leather is used to make items which need to bestrong but flexible, such as motorcycle gloves.Motorcycle2) LingerieChemiseChemiseis a simple garment worn next to the skin to protect clothing from sweat and body oils. Chemise isthe French term. Italians called it a "camicia".French language[History / Modern issues] There is some debate in todays France about the preservation of theFrench language and the influence of English (see franglais)Franglais
  9. 9. old motorcyclist that I loved (play on "mieux vaut tard que jamais" -- better late than never)Motorcycle3) LingerieChemiseChemiseis a simple garment worn next to the skin to protect clothing from sweat and body oils. Chemise isthe French term. Italians called it a "camicia".French language[Geographic distribution / Modern issues] Also, there are some French speakers in Lebanon,Cambodia, Egypt, India (Pondicherry), Italy (Aosta Valley)Cambodia[Transportation / Civil war and genocide] The locals normally use automobiles, motorbikes andbuses. Velotaxis are an additional option often used by visitors.Motorcycle4) LingerieBedjacketBedjacketbedjacket is a light jacket, usually a peignoir, worn to bed while sleeping.Jacketjacket is a light coat.CoatThe coat as an article of clothing for humansCoat (clothing)[Types of coats / Modern coats and jackets] Motorcycle jacket, a leather jacket, usually black,worn by motorcycle ridersMotorcycle
  10. 10. 5) LingerieUnitardUnitardIn erotic or costume use, they are usually referred to as catsuitsCatsuitUnlike a unitard, its use rarely involves sports, and it may be made of leather, rubber, PVC, orvelourLeather[Forms of leather / Leather from other animals] Kangaroo leather is used to make items whichneed to be strong but flexible, such as motorcycle gloves, jackets, mask, and skull caps.MotorcycleSorry about the two additional references, they are my passions. My shop is located in AugustaGa. What is the link?Lingerie to Augusta Georgia:1) LingerieChemiseChemise[The history of the chemise] womens shifts did not fall out of fashion until the early 20th century,when they were generally replaced by brassieres, panties, girdles, andUndergarment[Underwearing / Present day] The animated cartoon character Homer Simpson is often depictedsitting on his couch in his briefs drinking.Homer Simpson[Overview] Dooooh" from the films of Laurel and Hardy.Laurel and Hardy[Oliver Hardy] (January 18, 1892 - August 7, 1957) was born Norvell Hardy in Harlem, Georgianear Augusta, Georgia, in the United States of America.
  11. 11. Augusta, Georgia(bit of a stretch on that one, lets try it in reverse)1) Augusta, Georgia[Famous Augustans] Laurence Fishburne, actorLaurence Fishburneas well as a recurring role as "Cowboy Curtis" alongside Pee Wee Herman (Paul Reubens) in theCBS childrens television show.Paul Reubens[Arrest II] as he stated that he was a collector of "erotic artwork" and he had a sizable collection ofvintage erotica.Erotica[See also] lingerie (erotic underwear)LingerieThat one was a little more difficult. Shall we try something really ambiguous. Say, a Mountain?From Lingerie to Mountain:1) LingerieChemiseChemiseis a simple garment worn next to the skin to protect clothing from sweat and body oils. Chemise isthe French term. Italians called it a "camicia".French language[Geographic distribution / Modern issues] VanuatuVanuatu[Geography] - are also claimed by the French overseas department of New Caledonia. Most of theislands are mountainous and of volcanic origin.Mountain
  12. 12. 2) LingerieFrench maidFrench maidThey are a form of ladies Fantasywear that depending on design details can be classified aslingerieFantasywearor French Maid or Fraulein outfits ensembles, or by the use of materials such as PVC, Satin orRubberSatinand plain weaves are the 3 basic types of weaving by which the majority of woven products areformed.PlainPlains may be more suitable for farming than plateaus or mountains.Mountain3) LingerieCorsage by elasticCorsagebouquet as a fashion accessory attached (usually) to dressBouquetA group of television channels owned by the same company, e.g. British Sky Broadcasting orTurner BroadcastingTelevision stationBecause some regions have had difficulty picking up over-the-air signals (particularly inmountainous areas), direct-to-home cable or satellite stations provided service.MountainMountain not big enough? How would we link lingerie to the world?
  13. 13. From Lingerie to World:1) LingerieCamisoleCamisolecamisole is a womans undergarment which covers the top part of the body. It is sleeveless andtight fitting in contrast to a loose-fittingUndergarment[Related topics / Present day] BVDBVDBVD arguably was, and remains, the best known initial trademark in the worldWorld2) LingerieStockingsStockingbut now of knitted wool, silk, cotton or nylon (see Hosiery). The word stock used to refer to thebottom "Cottonnative to the tropical and subtropical regions of both the Old World and the New World.New WorldThe continents were new to the Europeans, who thought of the world as consisting only of Europe,AsiaWorld3) LingerieChemiseChemise[The history of the chemise] womens shifts did not fall out of fashion until the early 20th century,
  14. 14. when they were generally replaced by brassieres, panties, girdles, andUndergarmentUndergarments can also have religious significance, as in the special temple garment worn byfollowers of theReligion[Compare with / Related philosophical stances] - essentially an extremely cautious means ofbuilding a supportable, evidenced understanding of our worldWorldLets not stop with this little planet, how about the solar system?From Lingerie to Solar system:1) LingerieCamisoleCamisoleA Camisole can be worn over a brassiere or without one. Some camisoles come with a built-inunderwire bra which eliminates the need for a braBrassiere[Push Up Bras] Some more innovative push-up bras use silicone inserts or water sacks to imitatethe fullness of a natural breastsSilicone[Chemical terminology] like a ketone group with Si in place of C (the same terminology is used forcompounds such as silane, which is an analogue of methane)Methane[Methane not on Earth] Methane has been detected or is believed to exist in several locations ofthe solar system. It is believed to have been created by abiotic processesSolar system2) Lingerieloose T-shirt made of cotton, polyester, nylon or diaphanous chiffon that can be worn like aBabydoll.
  15. 15. Polyester[Applications] HologramsHolographyHolograms are common in science-fiction, most notably Star Trek, Star Wars, and Red DwarfRed Dwarf[Invented words / Nova 5] Red Dwarf left the Solar System was apparently the "dollarpound",divided into one hundred "pennycents".Solar system3) LingerieCorset by boneCorsetgarment worn to mold and shape the torso into a desired shape for aesthetic or orthopaedicpurposesAesthetics[Aesthetics in the visual arts] perceived mass, subliminal structure, linear dynamics, tension andrepose, pattern, contrast, perspectivePatternThe planets of our solar system are caught in an incredibly ancient pattern by the gravity of theSunSolar systemKeep Going? Galaxy would be next.From Lingerie to Galaxy:1) LingerieCorset by boneCorseta womans corset was usually worn over a garment called a chemise or shift, a sleeveless low-
  16. 16. necked gown made of washable materialShiftderived meanings of change, such as red shift, Great vowel shift, paradigm shiftRedshift[Introduction] The term redshift is also used for the observation that light emitted by distantgalaxies is shifted to longer wavelengthsGalaxy2) LingerieFrench language, for womens undergarments. These garments are heavily eroticised in Westernculture.EroticismSexual fantasySexual fantasyof Christian martyrs, many of whom resort to self-mutilation to preserve their virginity or chastityVirginin many Neopagan traditions. The constellation Virgo represents a wide selection of sacredvirgins.Virgo[Notable deep sky objects] to 10° west of Vindemiatrix (e Vir), this constellation is especiallyrich in galaxies.Galaxy3) LingerieUnitardUnitardunitard is a skin-tight one-piece garment with long legs and sometimes long sleeves. It differs fromaOne-piece garment
  17. 17. sariSari[The traditional philosophy / Styles] (the body as the world) unites with the sharira-mandala ( thewhole universe).Universe[Expansion and age, and the Big Bang theory] A fundamental aspect of the Big Bang can be seentoday in the observation that the farther away from us galaxies are.GalaxyFinally, that gets us to the Universe.From Lingerie to Universe:1)LingeriePetticoatPetticoatskirt, dress or sari. The petticoat is a separate garment hanging from the waist.Sari[The traditional philosophy / Styles] (the body as the world) unites with the sharira-mandala ( thewhole universe).Universe2) LingerieChemiseChemise[The history of the chemise] womens shifts did not fall out of fashion until the early 20th century,when they were generally replaced by brassieres, panties, girdles, andUndergarmentUndergarments can also have religious significance, as in the special temple garment worn byfollowers of the
  18. 18. Religion[The nature and content of religion / Questions that religions address] Creation beliefs, which seekto explain the origin of the universe, the Earth, life, and humanityUniverse3) LingerieFrench maidFrench maidThey are a form of ladies Fantasywear that depending on design details can be classified aslingerieFantasywearor French Maid or Fraulein outfits ensembles, or by the use of materials such as PVC, Satin, etc.Satintechnique that forms a minimum number of interlacings in a fabric. If fabric is formed with a satinweave using filament fibers such as silk....FilamentIn astronomy, it is used to refer to any thread-like structure in the astronomical universeUniverseThere you go, lingerie is weaved into the very fabric of the universe. I knew it all along. Those thathave used lingerie probably know it, too. I wonder if lingerie is the very meaning of life....?Note: Here are a few more links that deserve mentioning.Lingerie to Couple:LingerieBabydollBabydollit is a common garment for those who indulge in sexualized play-acting around ideas of infantilism.Infantilism
  19. 19. [The psychology of infantilism / Psychological perspectives on infantilism] infantilism is usuallyregarded as a type of sexual roleplaying and is often viewed as a variation of BDSM. In thisvariationBDSM[See also / Switching] SwingingSwinging[History] It has consistently found that swingers have better pair-bonds than monogamouscouples. The most recent and most thorough studyCoupleLingerie to Fidelity:Lingeriederived from the French language, for womens undergarments. These garments are heavilyeroticised in Western culture.Undergarment[History / Middle Ages and Renaissance] urban legend that Crusaders worried about the fidelity oftheir wives forced them to wear chastity belts.FidelityFrom Lingerie to Monogamy:LingerieGarterGarter (clothing)which traces its history to the Middle English poem Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.Sir Gawain and the Green Knight[Plot synopsis / The Meeting with the Green Knight] Arthur refuses to blame Gawain and decreesthat all his knights should henceforth wear a green sash in recognition of Gawains courage andhonourHonour[Honour, sex, and violence] virginity, or at least to preservation of exclusive monogamy.
  20. 20. MonogamyAbout this AuthorJames Newton and Edie Deween Own and operate a web site and a shop called Hot StuffLeather and Lace [http://www.sweetdeal4u.biz/catalog/index.php]. Shop is located in Augusta, Ga.Article Source:http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=James_Newton==== ====Find here your hot lingerie:http://scripts.affiliatefuture.com/AFClick.asp?affiliateID=272384&merchantID=4753&programmeID=14405&mediaID=0&tracking=&url===== ====

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