For: My homegurl Deseree
From: Ya already know.
Yuh homeboy, Dib.
• Step One
• Step Two
• Step Three
• Words of God
• 1. Furbies (3 - 5 is fine, go for
more if you wanna get
• 2. Cornstarch
• 3. A bucket
• 4. Tools [About 3 - 5 or more.
Main tools needed is a
hammer, saw, pin(s)]
• 5. Marker (RED)
• 6. Food Coloring (RED)
1. Get all your lovable furbies aligned together. You can get them
to interact a bit to have a little sense of who each furby is and
what is their story. Don't let em stay interact for too long
otherwise there could be a possible risk of jeopardizing your soon
to be sacrifice!
2. Take the cornstarch and fill it in the bucket. Do this in a
separate room or where furbies cant see. [NOTE: You may want to
have the sacrifice in a separate room to ensure that your little
furrball fuckheaded birds don't get any idea of what you're doing.]
3. Add food coloring to cornstarch (Add all that shit in, don't add
drips, make that fucking shit look like Jesus Christ’s 3 day old
leftover "wine") Mix well.
4. Align your tools in an organized and proper fashion
5. Mark up anything where you're setting up at with some satanic
shit yo. Upside down crosses, pentagrams, goat heads and other
evil banned animals from O'MCdonalds Farm.
6. Nothing much more other than to take a deep breath and calm
yourself. Keep a clear mind.
1. Gather your furbies in a civilized manner (don't go ape shit and
throw em in, we want to do this orderly fashioned as much as
2. Carefully pick your first sacrifice (you gonna let the other furbies
know what the fuck us real around here with this first sacrifice, so
make sure you get the best furby to let em know wuts gwanin)
3. Grasp chosen furby vigorously and drown it in the fucking
"blood". still keep it in your grasp whiles drowning, keep it for about
3 mins max to ensure total fatality.
4. Use your mother fucking tools on dead furby. (Utter some random
antichrist speech or just make some speech that you think Jesus and
his faggot worshipers wouldn’t approve of)
5. Rinse and repeat for every single furby.
6. Now that you are finished, you have reached step 6. Do you want
to know what you do in step 6? Well there are 2 options you can do
for step 6. After going through all this effort for self pleasure, you
can either: A - Move on with life and pretend this never happened
or B - Continue with this sick fantasy and remain in a spiraling
depressing then leading to paranoid schizophrenia resulting in a first
degree homicide leaving you in your nearest prison getting
buttfucked by niggers of either gender with a makeshift weapon.
• “There's a passage I got memorized. "The path of
the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity
and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness.
For he is truly his brother's keeper... and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I
am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit
for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really
questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to
say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some
shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean
you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 mm here, he's
the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or
it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the
world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the
truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men.
But I'm tryin, Nigga. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.”