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A Grand Tradition
A Grand Tradition
A Grand Tradition
A Grand Tradition
A Grand Tradition
A Grand Tradition
A Grand Tradition
A Grand Tradition
A Grand Tradition
A Grand Tradition
A Grand Tradition
A Grand Tradition
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A Grand Tradition

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  • 1. A Grand Tradition The Campout Beard
  • 2. The Basics <ul><li>It is the one time a year that you get to look however you want and no one can say anything about it without hating fun. </li></ul><ul><li>It’s like Halloween for men. But it happens twice a year. </li></ul>
  • 3. What Can You Do? <ul><li>Well, basically anything. It’s your beard. </li></ul>A sweet beard helps you get food quicker, because the grillmasters are bound to be impressed by your bold style and strong machismo. Unfortunately, Moody is missing a ball, so he can’t grow a beard. It’s science.
  • 4. Beard Facts <ul><li>Like PF Fliers, beards are guaranteed to make you run faster and jump higher. The mutton chops are like silky wings. </li></ul>
  • 5. Beard Facts <ul><li>A sweet beard gives inhuman accuracy and precision during beer pong. </li></ul>Cold and frightened Pleasantly warm, ready to kick ass <ul><li>It can get cold at campout; your cheeks will appreciate the extra warmth. </li></ul>
  • 6. Beard Facts <ul><li>A Civil War era beard will grant you unparalleled open-fire cooking skills. </li></ul><ul><li>Also, you’ll just look positively fantastic. </li></ul>
  • 7. Beard Facts <ul><li>Beards can be enhanced by use of a sweet hat. </li></ul><ul><li>The lack of a beard can be masked by the same. </li></ul>
  • 8. Beard Facts <ul><li>There is no chin behind Chuck Norris&apos; beard. There is only another fist. </li></ul>
  • 9. Mustachios are the new Black <ul><li>They’re not just for gentlemen. </li></ul><ul><li>For the discerning lady, who still knows how to party, facial hair is way in. </li></ul><ul><li>Sharpies are as good as the real deal. </li></ul>
  • 10. Should I Grow a sweet Campout Beard? <ul><li>Yes. Yes you should. </li></ul>
  • 11. Everybody’s Doing It <ul><li>Don’t hesitate </li></ul><ul><li>Don’t think </li></ul><ul><li>Don’t shave </li></ul><ul><li>Bask in the glory </li></ul>
  • 12. Campout Beards Sweet.

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