I've come up with a list of common resolutions with a twist to make you think (don't keep these!)...

1. 14
New Year's
resolutions
NOT to keep in 2014
BY BLOG BOY
(plus 3 bonus)

2. Whether you're a
resolution maker or not,
you'll agree that making
changes is never easy.

3. What helps me is
lowering the bar (taking
baby steps on whatever
the issue is).

4. What is also helpful is
accountability (allowing a
friend to ask the tough
questions).

5. With this in mind,
I've come up with a list of
common resolutions with a
TWIST to make you think
(don't keep these!)
...

6. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
1
Spend less time
with family.

7. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
Gain
weight.
2

8. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
Be late
for work.
3

9. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
4
Skip date nights
with spouse.

10. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
Avoid
church.
5

11. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
Yell at
kids.
6

12. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
7
Charge more
on credit card.

13. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
8
Watch more TV as
a couch potato.

14. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
Be
grumpier.
9

15. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
Take up
smoking.
10

16. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
Drink
more.
11

17. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
Be
overbearing.
12

18. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
Be a
doormat.
13

19. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
14
Burn the candle
at both ends.

20. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
Bonus
1
Stay at a
dead end job.

21. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
Be
meaner.
Bonus
2

22. 14 New Year's resolutions NOT
to keep in 2014 (plus 3 bonus)
Bonus
3
Think only of
yourself.

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