The history of seduction - LifeGeeked

The History of Seduction

First there was Seduction and it waspretty SIMPLE and EASY- Everyone was heavenly naked all the time !!! -
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But all mighty - unCool – party pooper God didn’t really like it and covered everyone with clothes !
So women had to start using Magic
This is from where the “I got you under my spell “ quote came from !
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Some spells were nice
Charming spells
Cheering charm
Fashion charms
Others weren’t
ErectumLevosia( for an immediate case of snaporgasm ! )
Accio Wallet
Confundo husband
Expelliramus clothes
Langlock nagging-husband
Legilimens
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Then women created an elaborate complex seduction system : they learned to use clothes, paint and silicon …
Plastic Surgery
High Heels
Fashion
Mini-Skirts
Make up
Jewelry
Dresses
Red Lipsticks
Hot Lingerie
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But now an important break through is being made !
Women are emulating and building computer based seduction algorithms. Complete commands are being re-defined
fsck
Turn on BF
Unzip
Sleep
Download
Mount
Turn off
Connect
zip
Turn down
Are having whole new meanings !
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However challenges are faced :
- Over heat causing hard on failure
- Multi-threading
- Security : fighting viruses and different infections ( HIV )

Virtualization : having virtual BF or long term relationships....

- Time management and resource allocation
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While faith and trust in advanced technologystill remain strong, some days I can’t help myself * sigh * ahh the good old ways of the good old days work best… no ?
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