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    Fed Squad Fed Squad Presentation Transcript

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    • Sponsored by: RMIT Australia’s Premier Technical University
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    • Government Sanctioned TM Arts Practitioner
    • Julian Obfukatic Movement Artist Artistic Director, Spunky Groove
    • Julian was the only respondent to a nation-wide call for ‘Movement Artisans’ to come forward
    • Julian Obfukatic Movement Artist Artistic Director, Spunky Groove
    • John Freeman WD40 OBE, OA, Chief Bureaucrat. Office of Australian Identity
    • What is contemporary movement?
    • Excepts from Spunky Groove’s 1994 Piece: “Arcane” A work based on modern subatomic quark theory and it’s relationship to Icelandic Renaissance Poets
    • Susan Lá Põüffê Couturier & Textile Product Developer POUFFE Enterprises
    • How do you see your role in this project?
    • Fragmenta Scape Architect and Spatial Designer LAB+Frag Studio
    • Kirsty Zygote Writer, Broadcaster, Publisher & Raconteur Mother’s Of Invention Pty Ltd.
    • Kjirstih Zygote Writer, Broadcaster, Publisher & Raconteur Mother’s Of Invention Pty Ltd.
    • $(*&%^# Zygote Writer, Broadcaster, Publisher & Raconteur Mother’s Of Invention Pty Ltd.
    • Dieter Dieter New Media Installation & Video Artist (& part-time Gender Illusionist)
    • © 2003 Umpski-Doomski Music
    • Fed Squad HQ 9:06AM
    • Creative Development Meeting Fed Squad HQ
    • 3 months before the ‘event’…
    • Architectural Review Meeting Fed Squad HQ 4:35PM
    • Marg’s Day Spa, Daylesford, Victoria 2:56PM
    • Creative Development Meeting Fed Squad HQ
    • 10 days before the ‘event’…
    • The Docklands Stadium is now known as the “Telstra Dome”.
    • Geometrical Analysis has proven that the stadium is not a ‘dome’.
    • Telstra were unavailable for comment.
    • Susan’s PA, Marge has a PhD. in Paleolithic Botany
    • Construction of the North East Shard was halted when non-unionised lemurs were found welding girders in early June.
    • Planet Ark Hotline: 131166
    • ‘Hydro’ premiered at the National Theatre, St Kilda in July 1999.
    • It went on to win Best Use of Iron (by Faggots) at the *wallpaper ‘Shit-Hot’ awards in Bristol.
    • 2 Months ago… On route to Planning Meeting
    • 3 Months ago…. ‘Getting-to-know-you’ BBQ
    • 1 Month ago…. Fed Squad HQ
    • Meanwhile… Back in the present…
    • Fed Squad HQ 7:34PM
    • 4 Hours to Go Event Management Tent
    • Dieter Dieter was commissioned to capture the Federation Squad’s “event” on film. Dieter’s artistic choice was to not capture the event conventionally.
    • What follows is Dieter’s ‘re-creation’ of the event.
    • The Roulette, The Quiche, His Life, & My Lover
    • A Film by Dieter Dieter
    • 14 drugged kangaroos performers rappel down the temporary cardboard shard
    • Rove (on ice) interviews Vanessa Amorosi (on skis)
    • Vanessa Amorosi (still on skis) sings ‘Shine’
    • Vanessa Amorosi (remaining on skis) sings ‘I’m a Melbourne Slapper’
    • The Melbourne Marching Boys perform “Go West”
    • Angry Anderson sings “Bound for Glory”
    • Steve Erwin (AKA The Crocodile Hunter) Enters on horseback
    • John Freeman and Kjirstih Zygote are caught red-handed. Fragmenta Scape (in flight suit) exiting at rear
    • Julie Anthony sings “Advance Australia Fair” Carried on by 2002 AFL Premiers the Brisbane Lions
    • Julie Anthony still singing “Advance Australia Fair” 12 hours later. The Brisbane Lions are now rather tired.
    • Nicki Webster (suspended) over the square. She doesn’t sing.
    • Julian starts an impromptu conga-line
    • Meanwhile, on MoonBase Alpha, no-one was home.
    • Cathy Freeman enters with Square with the “Flame of Federation”
    • After a small technical hitch with the gigantic torch mechanism, Cathy is ready to light the flame
    • Cathy Freeman and the lit ‘Flame of Federation’
    • The ‘G’day’ Twin Shards Visitors Centre
    • Fragmenta piloting an RAAF Roulette past the Shards
    • Fragmenta piloting an RAAF Roulette towards the Shards
    • Fragmenta piloting an RAAF Roulette into the Shards
    • Death. Destruction. Lego.
    • I dedicate this film to the memory of Quiche.
    • A Film by Dieter Dieter
    • Julian Obfukatic is now a bush-dance teacher at Bangarra State School
    • Kjirstih Zygote was the first person evicted from Celebrity Big Brother IV
    • John Freeman now tours as the lead performer in the “Oz Neil Diamond Experience” (seen here at the Wangaratta Taberet)
    • Fragmenta Scape died during the ‘Centenary of Federation’ celebrations when the Roulette PC9A she was flying crashed into the Twin Shards at Federation Square.
    • Susan Lá Põüffê died from massive internal injuries suffered during a frenzied attack by a mob of irate kangaroo movement artists.
    • Dieter Dieter (aka Lorraine Henderson) continues to fend off calls from NW and Woman’s Day wanting her side of the story to her lesbian affair with Sally Carey. She now lives in Queensland with her mother, masturbating and eating pizza.