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Jack Pinter with his Agile Blues Band performing scripts provided by delegates at #eva19 conference.

You've got too many ways to waste people's money
You've got too many ways to make the client unhappy

You've got too many ways to work at home
You've got to many ways to stay alone

You've got too many ways to ask the same question
You've got too many ways to forget the previous conversation

You've got too many ways to stop the work on site
You've got to many ways to avoid doing things right

You've got too many for not answering email
You've got too many ways to make the project fail

You've got too many ways to waste your time
You've got too many ways to distract your concentration

You've got too many ways to overspend
You've got too many ways to lose control my friend

You've got too many ways to get plans wrong
You've got too many ways to make it run too long

You've got too many ways to ignore directions
You've got too many ways to not stick to those essentials

You've got too many ways to delay making a decision
You've got too many ways to avoid working with precision

You've got too many ways to make it go wrong
You've got too many ways to take the road that's long

You've got too many ways to let me down
You've got too many ways to get me down

You've got too many ways to feel rejections
You've got too many ways to express objections

You've got too many ways to cause scheduled wheels to slip
You've got to many ways to make excuses drip

You've got too many ways to not progress
You've got too many ways to lose all success

You've got too many ways to spend to all money
You've got too many ways to lose it - it ain't funny

Well I wish we had some leaders of which we all could boast
But Her Majesty's Government always moves each goal post
What's the matter with the Government
Can't they be a responsible partner
Tell me what's the matter with Her Majesty's Government

Stakeholders get so mad because you don't them much
They need to know what they gonna get for all their dosh
My friend you've got to listen, you got to learn and lead
Else they're gonna stab you in the back and make sure you're really gonna bleed.

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