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    • Why Not to Invite Stephen Hawking to Your Birthday Party.
    • Bill?
      Bill?
      Yes, Ted?
      Yes, Ted?
      So… I was thinking about… like… not inviting Hawking…
      I was thinking… about… like… not inviting Hawking…
    • What!? But it’s Stephen Freakin’
      Hawking!
      I’m just worried he’ll be too much of a Debbie Downer…
    • Why!? Because of the wheelchair!? That’s discrimination, man!!
      Well, no… I mean—well, alright, you’re right. He can come.
    • Gee… I’m so glad I was invited. Although, birthdays are just reminders that we’re all getting closer to death.—And there’s no Heaven… so that’s just going to suck.
    • I bet you’re all having fun… drinking and eating and……….. dancing. I’ve just been busy working on my estimates of when the Sun is going to explode and kill us all. I also discovered that the Easter Bunny exists—it wasn’t through research though. I found out when I ran him over with my chair.
    • Maybe this was a bad idea.