Womanpleaser1

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1. Slide 1: GET A DOG!! Click to continue…. By holdemqueen@hotmail.com
2. Slide 2: • If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section............
3. Slide 3: Get a dog.
4. Slide 4: • If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you............
5. Slide 5: Get a dog.
6. Slide 6: • If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it…….
7. Slide 7: Get a dog.
8. Slide 8: • If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want…… …..
9. Slide 9: Get a dog.
10. Slide 10: • If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't give a darn about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies….
11. Slide 11: Get a dog.
12. Slide 12: • If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores……
13. Slide 13: Get a dog.
14. Slide 14: • If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, who doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly…..
15. Slide 15: Get a dog.
16. Slide 16: • If you want someone who doesn't care if you are fat or thin, young or old…..
17. Slide 17: Get a dog.
18. Slide 18: • If you want someone who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually…… …….
19. Slide 19: Get a dog.
20. Slide 20: • But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.
21. Slide 21: Then my friend, Get a cat! You thought I was talking about MEN didn't you!?