Very God-like opera music (plays through whole clip).
two teams of players are lined up. This is CRAP FC a
group of five players dressed in a range of different
clothes, very much a rag tag bunch. Next to them is ACE
FC a highly polished group of players in immaculate
matching kit.Both teams lining up, sounds of shouting and
a sombre grey sky spills its water steadily. The sounds
of shouting and a ball being kicked can be heard. God
like music (opera)
A mottled astro turf pitch, caged in.
Hello and welcome to a glorious
day of football here today, I'm
Geoff Shreeves and I am very
excited for this match.
Shows shoes of both teams, different shoes i.e. A parade
of highly polished expensive football shoes followed by a
similar parade but this time it show inconsistent pattern
of foot wear (high heels, sandals)
kick off shows ball glistening in the rain, shows title
of movie sounds of people cheering and exaggeration of
player's heavy breathing. ,shoes still in shot but not in
focus portraying the importance of that one ball.
Filming player from behind, west rolling down his neck
and shows many defenders struggling to tackle him, it
then shows him lodge the ball very cool and calmly into
the net showimg the defenders dismay that someone just
Ball rolling into the corner of the goal and penetrates
the net shows opposition players head's inshouting at one
switches to other team celebrating, they are ecstatic and
they are all jumping on each other.
Crap FC with hand in head looking distressed. In the
background there is the opposition (Ace FC) celebrating
and hugging each other.
player (ace player) running back to his own half. With
the sound of Ace FC songs exaggerated by fans singing.
Two players hugging each other while the opposition is
looking annoyed in the background ready for the game to
Guy dribbling on the wing being followed by Crap FC
players, he is obviously much faster,then it shows the
Crap FC players falleng behind looking fatigued. then
crossing he crosses the ball high into the air.
Switches to Crap FC guy goes into a slide tackle and
misses the challenge due to the sheer skill of the Ace FC
Switches to bad team missing a chance comparing this miss
to Torres for mancherter united when he missed, it has to
be exaggerated that this was an say goal screwed up by
Site of sandal flying off foot when kicking it, this
portrays the lack of care towards the game made by Crap
FC as they have not made the effort or professionalism to
get real football boots.
Site of good team in perfect alignment, you can compare
it like the military. This is key due to the fact that
it compares them to the army as they are in a formation
that can't be broken and it needs to be exemplified with
Player does a rainbow flick on another player. shows the
feet flicking the ball, shows the ball in the air, shows
the opposition mesmerised by the skill.
Shows guy dribbling and slotting it in the bottom net,
sought of second nature as they have been dominating the
The scorer gives a cheeky smile to the camera, displaying
his joy and generally making fun of Crap fc.
Shows net Behind the goal, player going past whole team,
usin many different skills such as: the maradona and the
stopover, sound motif could be used. showing goalkeeper
gloves in focus while he dribbling but when the player
shoots the gloves should be out of focus and the player
shooting should be in focus, the player belongs to Ace
Then it shows a celebration of them all doing the
celebration of the flying fish or Tim Cahill's boxing
Shows Opposition looking unhappy montage of players
looking upset,shows Crap FC player's crying, then kicking
the water bottle, shouting at the goal keeper walking out
Then it shows the goal scorer show his hands which say
3-0 with his fingers and in the background is the entire
opposition shaking his head, intone with the line aid by
Geoff Shreeves below.
Boy, do they need inspiration