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  • 1.
  • 2. Santa Cruz is a town by the ocean.
    It has some nice hills.
    Do you have a favorite hill?
  • 3. It was my big day.
    I was going to ride my bike with the big boys.
    They are called "Threes".
    Can you hold up three fingers?
  • 4. There are even bigger boys, called 1's and 2's.
    They are monsters.
    If you are not scared of monsters, you have never met a 1 or a 2.
  • 5. All of us got on our bikes. The whistle blew - tweet, tweet.
    We pedaled our bikes up the nice hill.
  • 6. Then we all had to ride down the hill.
    Wheee! We rode really fast.
    Do you like to ride your bike really fast? No?
    Then you’d better man the f*&k up, kid.
  • 7. We rode up the hill a lot of times.
    This made some of the boys feel very tired.
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    After 12 times up the hill, I was really tired too.
    The other boys kept going very fast. My legs felt funny.
    Can you count to twelve? I couldn't.
  • 9. The next time up the hill, I stopped going fast.
    I was tired.
    Maybe, I thought, I didn't eat enough candy.
  • 10. I was riding slow.
  • 11. After 15 times up that damn hill, I was sad because the other boys were faster. But I was still happy because I got to ride my bike.
    And because I brought beer.
    Do you like beer?