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Modern software development anti patterns (OSCON 2012)

by Martijn Verburg on Jul 21, 2012

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A light-hearted walk through some of the anti-patterns we see today

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Modern software development anti patterns (OSCON 2012) Presentation Transcript

And“The Voice of Reason”

PRESENT Modern SoftwareDevelopment Anti-Patterns Reconciliation by Scot A Harvest

1. Conference-Driven Delivery

Hecklers that suggest this talk resembles this anti-pattern...

Real pros hack code and write their slidesminutes before their talks 7

The Voice of Reason PPPPPP

2. Mortgage-Driven Development

In these tougheconomic times.. 10

The Voice of Reason Dont succumb to fear

3. Distracted By Shiny

3.a. CV++

Always use the latest tech, itll put you ahead 14

The Voice of Reason Prototype and evaluate

4. Design Driven Design

UML Code Generators are awesome 17

The Voice of Reason Design for what you need now

5. Pokemon Patterns

Use *all* of theGoF design patterns 20

The Voice of Reason The appropriate design pattern is your friend

7. Tuning by Folklore

I performance tune bylighting black candles 23

The Voice of Reason Measure, dont guess.

8. The Deity

All the code in one file.. easier to search 26

The Voice of ReasonDiscrete components are vital in todays distributed world

9. Lean Startup Ninja

Compiles? == Ship it! 29

The Voice of Reason Continuous Delivery is a business enabler

10. <crowd sourced>

Ill make it up as I go along 32

The Voice of Reason Ill prove Martijn wrong :-)

Thanks! Martijn - @karianna & Ben - @kittylyst

Martijn Verburg, CTO at jClarity The content is mainly in what Ben and I speak on - it's not a traditional slide deck in that sense. We were asked to put it up by OSCON attendees so they could remember the fun :-). 10 months ago

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ah_livia Enticing cover!!! :) Lackluster content :( 10 months ago