DATING DIFFERENT WOMEN….. WHAT TO EXPECT……

First date You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens! Third date You usually don't get up to third date because you are smart enough to realize that nothing is ever going to happen. CHINESE MEMEI

First date Meet her parents. Second date Set the date of the wedding. Third date Wedding night. INDIAN MINACHI

First date Meet her parents. Second date Set the date of the wedding. Third date Wedding night.

First date You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third Date She moves in. One week later, her father, , her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's mother, her 268 cousins all move in. But don't worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-) MALAY MINAY

First date

You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third Date She moves in. One week later, her father, , her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's mother, her 268 cousins all move in. But don't worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-)

First Date You both get drunk and have sex. Second Date You both get drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary You both get drunk and have sex. WHITE MARY

First Date Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. Second Date You are shot dead. Third date Not Applicable ARAB AL-KHATIJAH