T he Tao of Chardonnay: Lessons From The Real Housewives of Orange County, Atlanta, New York City and New Jersey By Maria ...
Things To Throw Out 1. Shame 2. Propriety  3. Respect for Others
1. It's All About You!
2. Act “as if.”
3.White wine is basically brain food
4. Always be shilling
5. No cameras, no work
6. The root of all problems is jealousy
7. Use the following phrases in tense negotiations a. “I'm up here and  you're down there.”  b. “Close your legs to  marri...
8. More helpful negotiation phrases c. “You're de-classe.” d. “Who gonna check  me, boo? ”
9. Don't be afraid to resort to wig-pulling or table tossing.
10. Always have backup.
11. Just start spreading gossip and lies.
12. If nothing else works, cry and say you almost had cancer
13. Everything deserves a celebration
14. Don't be tardy to the party!
15. If you do not get the seat you want at a conference panel, throw a fit and leave.
16. Can't get that funding? Start a jewelry line/clothing line/wig line!
17. Start dating someone really, really rich.
18. You deserve it!
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The Tao of Chardonnay

  1. 1. T he Tao of Chardonnay: Lessons From The Real Housewives of Orange County, Atlanta, New York City and New Jersey By Maria M. Diaz @mariadiaz mariadiaz.org bravofan.com
  2. 2. Things To Throw Out 1. Shame 2. Propriety 3. Respect for Others
  3. 3. 1. It's All About You!
  4. 4. 2. Act “as if.”
  5. 5. 3.White wine is basically brain food
  6. 6. 4. Always be shilling
  7. 7. 5. No cameras, no work
  8. 8. 6. The root of all problems is jealousy
  9. 9. 7. Use the following phrases in tense negotiations a. “I'm up here and you're down there.” b. “Close your legs to married men!”
  10. 10. 8. More helpful negotiation phrases c. “You're de-classe.” d. “Who gonna check me, boo? ”
  11. 11. 9. Don't be afraid to resort to wig-pulling or table tossing.
  12. 12. 10. Always have backup.
  13. 13. 11. Just start spreading gossip and lies.
  14. 14. 12. If nothing else works, cry and say you almost had cancer
  15. 15. 13. Everything deserves a celebration
  16. 16. 14. Don't be tardy to the party!
  17. 17. 15. If you do not get the seat you want at a conference panel, throw a fit and leave.
  18. 18. 16. Can't get that funding? Start a jewelry line/clothing line/wig line!
  19. 19. 17. Start dating someone really, really rich.
  20. 20. 18. You deserve it!

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