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Economics for
                               dummies



What will you do if you had two cows?

Keep them, sell them, outso...
Economics for
                       dummies




Traditional economics

You have two cows
You sell one & buy a bull
Your h...
Economics for
                          dummies




INFOSYS ECONOMICS


You have 2 cows
You put both of them on the bench
...
Economics for
                               dummies




TCS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows

You tell them that only one will g...
Economics for
                         dummies




HCL ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows
You milk them only for 24 hours
on just ...
Economics for
                          dummies




WIPRO ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You train them for 2 months on
how to ...
Economics for
                          dummies




AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows
You sell one & force the other t...
Economics for
                         dummies




FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cows
You go on strike because you
want t...
Economics for
                        dummies




BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows
They are both mad cows
Economics for
                           dummies




GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows
You re-engineer them so that
they...
Economics for
                         dummies




SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5,000 cows, none of
which belong to you
You c...
Economics for
                             dummies




JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You redesign them to 1/10th th...
Economics for
                              dummies




CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You have 300 people milking th...
Economics for
                                dummies

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows
You claim that the India...
Economics for
                        dummies




INDIAN ECONOMICS



You have two cows


You worship them   
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  1. 1. Economics for dummies What will you do if you had two cows? Keep them, sell them, outsource them? Here's a look at what Different people would do with two cows …...
  2. 2. Economics for dummies Traditional economics You have two cows You sell one & buy a bull Your herd multiplies You retire on the income
  3. 3. Economics for dummies INFOSYS ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You put both of them on the bench & hire another two to do the job
  4. 4. Economics for dummies TCS ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You tell them that only one will go onsite You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa Both of them die after fighting
  5. 5. Economics for dummies HCL ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week They run away
  6. 6. Economics for dummies WIPRO ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You train them for 2 months on how to milk themselves Then u ask them to pull bullock carts
  7. 7. Economics for dummies AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You sell one & force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows You profess surprise when the cow drops dead
  8. 8. Economics for dummies FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows You go on strike because you want three cows
  9. 9. Economics for dummies BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows They are both mad cows
  10. 10. Economics for dummies GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month & milk themselves.
  11. 11. Economics for dummies SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5,000 cows, none of which belong to you You charge others for storing them
  12. 12. Economics for dummies JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows You redesign them to 1/10th the size of a normal cow & make 20- times the milk You then create cartoon cows called Cowkimon & market them
  13. 13. Economics for dummies CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cows You have 300 people milking them You claim full employment, high bovine productivity & arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers
  14. 14. Economics for dummies PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You don't have any cows You claim that the Indian cows belong to you … Then ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans. You buy the cows with all this & claim of exploitation by the world
  15. 15. Economics for dummies INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You worship them 
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