Computer IT jokes part 4

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Computer IT jokes part 4

  1. 1. Top Jokes Part 4
  2. 2. Top Jokes GAMES GRAPHICS QUOTES CODES
  3. 3. QUESTION What is a computer virus?
  4. 4. ANSWER A terminal illness.
  5. 5. QUESTION Why was there a bug in the computer?
  6. 6. ANSWERIt was looking for a byte to eat.
  7. 7. QUESTION What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?
  8. 8. ANSWER The space bar.
  9. 9. QUESTION Why would it be good if Microsoft built cars?
  10. 10. ANSWERYou could restart them to fix the problem.
  11. 11. QuestionThe computer guy told his boss that the computer can now perform half his job for him.
  12. 12. ANSWERThe boss answered that he needed 2 of them then.
  13. 13. QUESTION Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?"
  14. 14. ANSWER Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."
  15. 15. QUESTION Why was the non computer guy confused when he was told to press Control Alt delete.
  16. 16. ANSWER He didn’t have a thirdfinger for the last button.
  17. 17. QUESTION Why did the new computer users computer not work after he cleaned it.
  18. 18. ANSWER Because he used the bathtub to clean it.
  19. 19. QUESTION A funny email from a friend
  20. 20. ANSWERCanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMy Keyboard?
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