Nightlight a parody by the harvard lampoon a hysterically hilarious parody!!!Document Transcript
Nightlight: A Parody by The Harvard Lampoon Hilarious!About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likelymy soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which Iassumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, Iunconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously,gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly EdwartMullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking foradventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a
super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing anumber of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch!Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation:Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her andtransform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girlsso repulsive?Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepystalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious taleof a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.From the Trade Paperback edition.Personal Review: Nightlight: A Parody by The Harvard LampoonWell I am one of the people who DESPISES Twilight. That sai d, when Iwas in the bookstore last Saturday, I found it and nearly died from laughingso hard just looking at the cover. So I immediately ran to the cashier andbought it. This was a very quick read, but what a fantastic quick read itwas! If you hate Twilight, or even like it, I guarantee you will laugh veryhard with this hilarious book.In this book, Belle Goose is a young teenage girl who once lived inPhoenix with her mom, but now moves to the town of Switchblade,Oregon. Her dad gives her a U-Haul truck as a way of Transport. On herfirst day at school she sees Edwart Mullen, a computer nerd who isasexual. HOwever, that doesnt stop Belle from falling in love with him.However she does some research and finds out that Edwart is a vampire,and wants to become one too. But alas, its hard to when Edwartsmysogyny gets to him!Nightlight is HI-LARIOUS. The Harvard Lampoon does a fantastic jobparodying the source material. One thing they do is manage to poke fun atStephs writing- on the first page alone, 12 adjectives are used! She alsomakes fun of Meyers overflowing the pages with info on how "hot" Edwardis. Every single thing about Twilight has the piss taken out of it, and for thatreason, it just makes it hilarious.So if you want a good Twilight parody, be sure to pick up Nightlight! For More 5 Star Customer Reviews and Lowest Price: Nightlight: A Parody by The Harvard Lampoon 5 Star Customer Reviews and Lowest Price!