EXT. CITY STREET - DAYFADE IN:1. L.S., EYE LEVEL Two Twenty year old men, JACK and ADAM,can be seen walking down the street talking to eachother. The two are wearing casual clothes. Jack is smalland quite chubby whilst Adam is tall and skinny. TheCAMERA TRACKS with them as they walk down the streettalking. They are both walking towards a dating centrewhich Jack is nervous about.2. TRACKING TWO SHOT Jack and Adam:JACKI cant do it! It feels weird!ADAMJust give it a go! Trust me, you’ll comeout feeling like a different man!3. L.S. of Jack and Adam standing outside the datingcentre. The two are shaking hands while they speak.JACKI hope youre not lying. Last time youtold me to do something I ended uplosing all my clothes. You best rememberthat!ADAMStop moaning and get in there!4. C.U. of Adam shaking Jacks hand; Adam walks away leavingJack on his own.INT. SPEED DATING CLUB - DAY5. C.U. Of the DIRECTOR of the club beginning to speak, thedirector is a twenty nine year old Female, wearing smartclothes such as a black sweater with a shirt underneathand black pants.DIRECTOR:Can everyone please pair up and take aseat? You have two minutes then you willswap with someone else!
6. C.U. Of BELL RINGING.7. L.S. of everyone talking, CAMERA PANS to captureeveryone talking.8. TWO SHOT Of Jack sitting with an odd looking WOMAN. TheWoman is covered in makeup and is wearing a sexuallyprovocative pink dress. The CAMERA TRACKS getting closerto Jack and the Woman.9. C.U.Of Womans shoes; CAMERA PEDS UP the womans legs.The woman speaks in a gruff voice and does not soundvery feminine.10. SHOT REVERSE SHOTJACK:Hi, my name is Jack . . .WOMAN:Hello handsome. I’m Sean.JACKSean?WOMANSian, I said . . . Sian.JACKOh sorry I thought I heard you wrong.WOMANIts fine darling, how old is yougorgeous?11. C.U. Of Jack as he becomes uncomfortable around Sian.12. SHOT REVERSE SHOTJACKErm . . . twenty . . . fourWOMANMmm! Just how I like them . . .
JackErm I think I need to leav . . .WOMANKiss me you charming stud!13. C.U. Of the woman grabbing the back of Jacks head andpressing her lips firmly on his. However, Jack isstruggling and trying to get away.14. E.C.U. The Woman takes off a wig to reveal she is a man,her voice changes to a deeper husky voice.15. C.U. of Jack to reveal his facial expression of shockand confusion. Jack has smudged red lipstick around hismouth.16. TWO SHOT of Jack and the Woman sat at the table.WOMANCheers mate Its been a while.The Woman walks off and Jack is left confused with lipstick leftaround his mouth.FADE OUT:INT. SHOPPING MARKET - DAYFADE IN:1. L.S. HIGH ANGLE shot of a long queue which is formedbehind a checkout whilst a teenage boy, MIKE, Isoperating the tills. The CUSTOMERS are beginning to getimpatient.2. L.S. LOW ANGLE of an empty shopping aisle.3. L.S. LOW ANGLE of another empty aisle.4. C.U. CAMERA CRABS LEFT towards Mike who is looking likehe is in his own world and is not fully concentrating.He is also wearing a hat with the shops logo in astrange way that makes him look unsuitable and informalfor the job. The CAMERA BECOMES STATIC once Mike isfully in the shot.
5. M.S. of Mike scanning a customers shopping and lazilypushing it down towards the customers bags.MIKEBeep . . . beep . . . beep . . . sorry Ilike to do that, helps the time pass.CUSTOMER 1Do what you must just . . . be a bitquicker please love?6. TWO SHOT Mike and Customer 1. Mike looks at the customerin a docile way.7. C.U. of Mikes hand as he begins scanning again.MIKEbeep . . . beep . . . beep . . .8. M.S. of Customer one, CAMERA TRACKS customer as shewalks away.9. M.S. of CUSTOMER 2 arriving at the conveyer belt, a 24year old male. He is wearing a white t-shirt and jeans.10. C.U. of Mike looking at the items of food and othershopping hungrily as he scans it.MIKEThat pie looks nice, aw that new filmwith Vin Diesel!....Phwoar I’d like toget into those . . . cabbages?11. TWO SHOT of Mike scanning and customer 2 sighs and packshis shopping away then leaves with haste.12. M.S. of Mike as he looks up and notices his friend inthe queue, PETE.MIKEPete! Come here mate, I’ll get thosethrough for you!13. L.S. CAMERA PAN RIGHT showing Pete who looks just likeMike and is as dopey and ignorant as him. Pete iswearing a baggy jacket, old battered t-shirt andoversized jeans.
PETEAll right Mike nice one mukka, in a bitof a rush cheers!14. TWO SHOT of Mike and Pete at the checkout. The CAMERACHANGES FOCUS to CUSTOMER 3. Customer 3 is a 36 year oldmale with a moustache, tight black pants and anovercoat.CUSTOMER 3Excuse me sir, I believe he was behindme?15. C.U. of Mikes upset face as he wants to serve Pete.MIKEYeah but . . . its Pete . . . Everyoneloves Pete!16. TWO SHOT of Mike and Pete handling Petes shoppingwhilst customers in the background can be seenwhispering and mumbling.17. L.S. of Mike sitting around whilst Pete walks off. Thecustomers are stood muttering and mumbling amongst eachother, complaining about the service.18. SHOT REVERSE SHOT of Mike and Pete from one end of theshop to the other.MIKEOh yeah PETE!...PETE!PETEYEAH?MIKECAN YOU HEAR ME?PETEOF COURSE!19. C.U. of Petes face.(Pete sighs and looks down inembarrassment of Mikes intellect)
20. SHOT REVERSE SHOT of Mike and Petes conversation.MIKEWhat time you coming over on theweekend? Shall we say…5?PETENah mate babysitting aren’t I? Whatabout 6?MIKEI dunno mate that’s a bit late innit!21. C.U. of Customer 4 growing impatient with the boys.CUSTOMER 4Can you hurry up please I need to gethome!22. C.U. of Mike as he replies to the customer with a lazyattitude. Mike does not realize how annoyed thecustomers are.MIKESorry love its four o clock I’vefinished now.FADE TO BLACK:EXT.HOUSING ESTATE NIGHTFADE IN:1. L.S. TWO SHOT of JACK and ADAM walking down the street.Jack is seeking advice again. This is continued from thedating scene and Jack still has a small part of lipstickon his face from before.2. SHOT REVERSE SHOT of Jack and Adam stood outside ahouse. The house has lights on and is in a good looking,upper class enviroment.JACKI dont think this is a good idea, Ivehad a bit to drink as it is!
ADAMTrust me, birds love the romantic type,imagine youre Romeo and shes Juliette!JACKYeah . . . yeah your right! Im gonna doit!3. C.U. of Adam laughing to himself4. C.U. Tracking shot of Jack walking up to a door frombehind. Jack begins to walk up to a house and knocks onthe door5. OVER THE SHOULDER SHOT behind Jack showing STACEYopening the door. Stacey, a 20 year old Woman, iswearing a dressing gown and has Rollers in her hair.STACEYOh, hi Jack whats up?6. SHOT REVERSE SHOT of Jack and StaceyJACKHi erm what are you doingSTACEYAre you alright Jack? You look reallypale.JACKAhh yeah Ive just been down the pub,because Im such a lad you know.STACEYErm no not really, you should come inand sit down you look awful.JACKNo Im fine just kiss me.7. C.U. of Jack going to kiss Stacey and Stacey backs away.As Jack opens his mouth to kiss her he throws up allover the floor and Stacey begins to scream.8. Medium shot of Staceys reaction as Jack lifts his headup.
9. C.U. of Jack lifting his head up in shock andembarresment.JACKDoes this mean you wont kiss me?BLACK OUT.