I.M. Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Gen 6 Part 2


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I.M. Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Gen 6 Part 2

  1. 1. Hi, I’m back. Did you miss me? Don’t answer that.<br />So I got a little distracted and blah-blocked. I played my way through three ambitions on Sims Medieval before I got bored and am currently on Gen 5 in a sims 3 Legacy that will never see the light of day. <br />So what drew me back? Boredom. <br />Sims 3 is fun, at times, but it can’t hold a candle to the Sims 2 for pure unadulterated funtimes. <br />So quick recap, the gen 6 kids aged to teen, Vash decided he wanted to emulate his grandfathers. And saddest of all, Gen 3 Heiress, Eva died. <br />
  2. 2. Eva’s death was felt very profoundly by the family, but most deeply by Nery. He didn’t know what he was going to to do without his wife and wandered around crying a lot.<br />
  3. 3. While in the meantime, Vash tried to come to grips with his future as the heir-to-be. <br />“I’m not sure I really want this. If I were the spare, I’d never have to grow old or die and neither would my husband or my kids. But I don’t really have a choice. The Creator has declared me heir but I wonder if I could change her mind. It’s worth looking into.”<br />
  4. 4. So he did what any smart sim does, he researched it. “What do you mean she plans things out whole generations in advance? I’m doomed!”<br />Normally this is very true. I know what is going to happen for the most part in my two other stories, but for this one it is all observational and unscripted. But that doesn’t mean I am changing my mind, Vash’s got the pink eye recessive and I want it!<br />
  5. 5. “Aunt Anime, Mom just died could you come over and cheer up Dad?”<br />
  6. 6. “So some little birdie told me you needed cheering up.”<br />“Aren’t you married?”<br />“It’s an open marriage.”<br />“Hn. I’m not going to forget Eva.”<br />“No one is expecting you to. But we do want you to be happy.”<br />“I’ll think about it.”<br />
  7. 7. “Are you trying to seduce me?”<br />“Whatever gave you that idea?”<br />“No clue.”<br />
  8. 8. “Oh no! It’s the nanny!”<br />
  9. 9. “Fear me!”<br />“Can’t you just stop already?”<br />“No.”<br />
  10. 10. “Someone make her go away! I can’t take it anymore!”<br />Seemingly sated by Scot’s sacrificial soaking, the Nanny didn’t scare anyone for the rest of the night. Who knew it was so easy to satisfy spooks. <br />
  11. 11. Time passed, as it does. Once serious Willow has now become a tub pirate thanks to her wolfish transformation. <br />
  12. 12. And Beatrix maxes her enthusiasm in the family hobby of Games earning me another point. <br />
  13. 13. And Vash soon follows suit.<br />
  14. 14. And townies continue to incur my ire, this one thought that it would be fun to knock over my trash. I don’t think so, bub. You and your funky head are going to so meet my cowplant one of these days. <br />
  15. 15. Not much else really happened for a while, Babylon 5 and Willow spent much of their time in the garage passing on perks. <br />
  16. 16. With fuzzy and warm and fuzzy breaks here and there. <br />
  17. 17. And the nanny continued to haunt. <br />
  18. 18. A lot.<br />
  19. 19. A lot a lot. <br />
  20. 20. “Ghostbusters? I’ve got a bit of a ghost problem.”<br />“…”<br />“What do you mean you can’t help me? That you signed a contract with my Great Grandfather? He’s dead. The contract is null and void.”<br />“…”<br />“Oh. I suppose that it wouldn’t be, considering your line of work. I guess we’ll have to figure out some other solution to our Nanny ghost problem.”<br />
  21. 21. For those of you who recall, Vince here was Beatrix’ well drop. She still rolls up wants for the boy. This time to go steady with him. <br />
  22. 22. Although from the color of her doohickey, you wouldn’t know it. <br />No, she was much more interested in stalking this random townie teen. <br />
  23. 23. Not that the teen minded. <br />
  24. 24. “Dammit, Ghost Nanny! Just quit already! These scare tactics are becoming way too annoying.”<br />
  25. 25. “Not to mention stinky. Are you okay?”<br />“Yeah, I’m fine. Thanks for the great memories, but I should probably leave to fins a bathroom.”<br />“You do that.”<br />
  26. 26. To hopefully give the ghosts other targets, I started having parties. <br />“You know it isn’t polite to grope the guests, Wills.”<br />“It isn’t? She doesn’t seem to mind.”<br />
  27. 27. “Willow, I don’t know if I’ve told you this. But you’ve been a great daughter and heiress. I’m sure you’ll continue to be great after I’ve gone.”<br />“Daddy, don’t talk like that.”<br />“It’s true. Just believe in yourself and keep your crazy college friends away from here and we’ll be fine.”<br />“Okay.”<br />“Now I feel the need to go woohoo with my husband.”<br />“Strange, I feel the same compulsion.”<br />
  28. 28. “What are you two reacting to?”<br />“Nakedness!”<br />“You seriously need your eyes checked.”<br />“Such appalling nakedness! My eyes!”<br />“I’m going someplace else now.”<br />
  29. 29. Because Nery was still kicking around and making me sad that he had a permanent want to resurrect Eva in his panel I sent him to the well for a little aspiration boost. Nothing like comfort food to make a man happy. <br />
  30. 30. “Dad, is there a reason you brought me out here?”<br />“Yep.”<br />“Are you going to tell me?”<br />“Nope. But you should be able to guess.”<br />
  31. 31. “You wanted to watch your great-grandson’s humiliation?”<br />“That’s a neat side-effect, but no.”<br />“Then what?”<br />
  32. 32. “I wanted to spend some time with all of my family before 6pm.”<br />“What happens at 6pm?”<br />
  33. 33. “Nery Bored, it is time.”<br />“I know. You could have brought the hula girls a little closer. I wouldn’t grope them, at least not without permission.”<br />
  34. 34. “They didn’t know that. Are you ready?”<br />“To be with my Eva again? I’ve been waiting for this. No one else can kiss quite like her. And believe me, I’ve got a lot of basis for comparison.” <br />
  35. 35. “Then come. Your wife awaits.”<br />“Woohoo!”<br />
  36. 36. Nery Bored, you were a great husband to the lovely Eva. You had the awesome Michael Weston and recognized Babylon 5 as your son before I flagged him as family. And you hated Fantasy. One couldn’t get any better. You will be missed. <br />
  37. 37. And he was. <br />
  38. 38. “You know I’m next, Babylon.”<br />“I know. I don’t want to think about it.”<br />
  39. 39. “I want you to promise not to mourn me too much.”<br />“I don’t know if I can do that. You’re the other half of my heart, without you I’m incomplete.”<br />“Same here. But I don’t like to think about you being unhappy.”<br />“So let’s not think about it. Sauna woohoo?”<br />“Sauna woohoo.”<br />
  40. 40. “No peeking!”<br />“Why! Why did you scare me! I have done nothing to you!”<br />“Because it’s fun!”<br />
  41. 41. “It’s fun. It’s fun, he says. Pissing yourself is not fun! What am I? The family butt-monkey?”<br />
  42. 42. “Arggghh!!!”<br />
  43. 43. “Willow, love, did you marry me just so I could be the family patsy?”<br />“Of course not, Scot. It was just a pleasant side effect.”<br />“How many nice points are you at right now?”<br />“Three. Why?”<br />“That explains it.”<br />
  44. 44. Ahhh… This amuses me. The evil witch and the good witch hate each other. I think it’s because the evil witch didn’t get to kill the good one like she wanted. So she’s just settling for beating the good woman up.<br />
  45. 45. The reason they were there, though, was for a double birthday. <br />
  46. 46. Willow was first.<br />“I just want a not horribly clashing outfit.”<br />
  47. 47. “This is not it.”<br />
  48. 48. Scot fared much better. I’m even going to let him keep it. <br />“So I’m not the CC butt-monkey?”<br />Apparently not. <br />
  49. 49. Willow got something much more her. There are not nearly enough quirky elder outfits out there so this had to do. <br />
  50. 50. “What are you doing out here?”<br />“Playing in the water-wiggler.”<br />“I see that, but why?”<br />“I want to live every day like it is my last.”<br />
  51. 51. “Can I join you?”<br />“You have to ask?”<br />
  52. 52. “Butt Splashes!”<br />“Ewww!!! That’s it I’m done!”<br />“Aw!”<br />
  53. 53. “That was fun. We should do that again.”<br />“We should.”<br />
  54. 54. “I hate wolves. And the feeling is mutual.”<br />“At least they’re not ghosts. Ghosts are worse.”<br />“I don’t know.”<br />
  55. 55. “No trust me, ghosts are worse.”<br />
  56. 56. The ghosts were out in force that night. Nery showed up for the first time but was unimpressed with his old bed.<br />“It’s not the same without Eva in it.”<br />
  57. 57. “At least you got to woohoo in it. I just slept there.”<br />“Oh yeah! Yaywoohoo!”<br />
  58. 58. “Are you the heir!”<br />“Ack! No!”<br />“Sorry for the mistake. I’m after the heir. I need to make sure they know who’s boss.”<br />
  59. 59. “Now I see why Vash thinks ghosts are worse. I’m going to go upstairs. I heard that ghosts can’t climb stairs.”<br />
  60. 60. “You heard wrong!”<br />“Ack!”<br />
  61. 61. “Don’t listen to Fantasy!”<br />“Ack! I wasn’t planning on it.”<br />“Good!”<br />
  62. 62. “I don’t know why they don’t just write their messages on mirrors like a good ghost would do. All of this scaring really messes with my psyche.”<br />
  63. 63. Ahhh pre-woohoo conversations. I half wonder if their talking about all of the pee smell left over from last night’s scare session. <br />
  64. 64. But odd conversations aside, it’s the woohoo that matters to these two. <br />
  65. 65. “Um, Creator, I’d really like to remind you that we do have a very problematic nanny and despite my interest in all things supernatural the rest of the family would like to attempt to get a good night’s sleep.”<br />Oh fine. <br />
  66. 66. Since Babylon 5 is the longest lasting member in the family he has the best chance of remembering the nanny since honestly I can’t remember when she died. She just did. <br />
  67. 67. “What? Only 10,000 simoleans. Are you sure you don’t want more? We’ve got extra.”<br />
  68. 68. One stinky green cloud later.<br />
  69. 69. And we had fully resurrected nanny. I think her name is Callista. Not that it matters. <br />
  70. 70. Since I don’t really want a nanny wandering around the hood I had her wish for youth. <br />
  71. 71. I don’t mind the outfit but the hair doesn’t really work.<br />
  72. 72. Better. The hair is to go with the outfit.<br />
  73. 73. And personality. I figured she’s the kind of person who is a bit of a non-conformist bully. <br />
  74. 74. “Look, you’re not dead anymore and you’re now a townie. Can you just leave?”<br />“But I like it here.”<br />“Well I don’t like you here. I get enough noogies from my sister I don’t need them from you.”<br />
  75. 75. Speaking of Beatrix, She invited Vince over to celebrate her birthday. Well, as soon as 6pm rolls around. For now we have some time to kill. <br />
  76. 76. “Mmmm the dreadlocked girl is hot.”<br />“You’re going to get yourself locked up.”<br />“Awesome that will give me so much street cred.”<br />“I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking about Knut heartfarting you in the background.”<br />“Oh.”<br />
  77. 77. Six pm rolled around and soon it was time for the twins’ birthdays. <br />
  78. 78. Beatrix was first and got an interesting outfit, but not her at all. <br />
  79. 79. While Vash got an okay outfit, but not really all that fitting.<br />
  80. 80. Also growing up was Vince. There was a big reason that I wanted him there.<br />
  81. 81. Mostly so I could move him in. Beatrix would kill me if I didn’t.<br />
  82. 82. His first act?<br />
  83. 83. Getting his first kiss with Beatrix. Never mind that he’s kissed Beatrix several times already apparently this is the one that counted. <br />
  84. 84. He then got sent off to change into something a little less rebel since he’s a Family/Fortune sim. <br />
  85. 85. With the makeovers out of the way, Vince strode upstairs to take care of a very important want. <br />
  86. 86. Although the woohoo was interrupted by Fantasy.<br />“You are not going to woohoo on my bed, missy. Especially since you’re just an unimportant spare.”<br />“I’m glad I never knew you. Otherwise I might have to kill you.”<br />What? Were you expecting a different want?<br />
  87. 87. Like this one?<br />“Beatrix, will you marry me and have lots of babies?”<br />
  88. 88. “Oh yes! I’ll marry you.”<br />That’s about enough of these two at the moment. There is someone else who is much more important. <br />
  89. 89. Our heir, Vash. <br />Let’s hope that Fantasy doesn’t scare the pants off of his well drop. <br />“I wish for a wonderful man to grow old with.”<br />
  90. 90. Apparently the wish was granted.<br />
  91. 91. Albeit by a sadistic dungeon master.<br />“I said grow old with, not old to begin with.”<br />“Is that a problem?”<br />
  92. 92. “No, not at all.”<br />
  93. 93. “So you don’t mind that I have one foot in the grave?”<br />“Not at all, although we’re going to have to move things along.”<br />“Oh? How so?”<br />
  94. 94. “Professor River, will you marry me and be my hot and elderly husband?”<br />
  95. 95. “It goes against my best judgment as a Romance Sim, but sure.”<br />
  96. 96. “Yay!”<br />
  97. 97. So with bad memories of getting engaged, this is where I will leave you. <br />Stay tuned for weddings and babies and my attempt to keep Professor River around as long as possible, if only for Vash’s sake. <br />
  98. 98. “I have an alien inside me”<br />--------------------------<br />Sorry for the crap update, I’ve been sitting on this for about two months staring at a blank presenationwith a vacant expression on my face. This is me just biting the bullet and putting crap out. Hopefully next time will be better. <br />So until next time, happy simming!<br />