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  • 1. Just another ho-hum day in the Jedi Council Chambers….
  • 2. Where is Obi-wan? Back an hour ago with the Cheez-its, he should have been.
  • 3. Don’t worry about it dog. You know Obi-wan, he’s always late. He’s probably off helping some old granny across the street…
  • 4. Well, hello there!
  • 5. … Setting a good example for the kids… Wow! Check this one out younglings, don’t try this at home!
  • 6. Teaching them how to be humble and modest… he’s got a good head on his shoulders
  • 7. And all this while wearing those, fashionable bathrobes.
  • 8.  
  • 9. Well at least I hope he’s wearing ‘em.
  • 10. Forget it Mace, ruined we are!
  • 11. Hmmm, how about Anakin?
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  • 16. He’s not gonna help us. The force tells me he’s busy.
  • 17. Out promoting his new hit “Obi-wan is Gone” he probably is.
  • 18. Really?
  • 19. No. But like the real answer, you wouldn't.
  • 20. Never mind. I don’t want to know.
  • 21. I think you do!
  • 22. No I DON’T! Can we just get off this topic? Let’s change it.
  • 23. Okay, what can we do to make the Jedi seem better than the Sith?
  • 24. Maybe we can say that statistics show the light side allows 50% more feelings then the dark side.
  • 25. No, we can’t do that.
  • 26. 90% of statistics can be made to say anything…50% of the time.
  • 27. I think we can make that work!
  • 28. You deserve better than the Jedi.
  • 29. We are the Sith and we approve this message