Lights,  Camera,  Action!  Rolling... Lights,  Camera,  Action!  Rolling... Lights,  Camera,  Action!  Rolling... Remember...
HOT ROD HEART There lived a race of innocents, And they were you and me, Long ago and far away With a Friend named Ron and...
Penny Loafer Oh, there was truth and goodness In that time when we were born, When movies were for sinners And Peyton Plac...
KOOL KNICKERS We learned to pinch our pennies Had Less brains than Brawn  Got grounded by our parents For coming home at d...
SNOOPY RULES We longed for love and romance,  We could be the prince? And Eddie Fisher married Liz, And no one's seen him ...
SHOW SOME ANKLE PLEASE Only girls wore earrings then, And three was one too many, And only boys wore flat-top cuts And the...
A&W ROOT BEER FLOAT  NONE BETTER!!!   The Gals loved Frankie Avalon, Annette was oh, so nice, And when they made a movie, ...
DEAN THE DREAM Miss  Kitty had a heart of gold, And Chester had a limp, And Reagan  was a Democrat Whose co-star was a chi...
THE KING STILL RULES  ROCK N ROLL   We had our share of heroes, We never thought they'd go, At least not Gary Cooper Or Ma...
WHITE EVERYWHERE We'd  never seen the rock band That was Grateful to be Dead, And Airplanes weren't named  Jefferson, And ...
SURPRISE ---A  PRIZE We'd  never heard of microwaves, Or telephones in cars, And babies might be bottle-fed, But they were...
LEMONADE LADY T-Birds came with portholes, And side shows came with freaks, And bathing suits came big enough To cover bot...
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME We had no Crest with Fluoride, No 24 hour news The gals wore living bras Designed by Howard  ...
MICKEY LOVES MINNIE   But all things have a season, Or so we've heard them say, And now instead of Brilcream We swear by R...
HAPPY TRAILS The End So now we face a brave new world, In slightly larger jeans, And wonder why they're using Smaller prin...
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  1. 1. Lights, Camera, Action! Rolling... Lights, Camera, Action! Rolling... Lights, Camera, Action! Rolling... Remembering the good old days with A trip down memory lane With a Friend Named Ron ------- & Gene Click to Advance Slides
  2. 2. HOT ROD HEART There lived a race of innocents, And they were you and me, Long ago and far away With a Friend named Ron and Me Long ago and far away, In a land that time forgot, Before the days of Dylan, Or the dawn of Camelot.
  3. 3. Penny Loafer Oh, there was truth and goodness In that time when we were born, When movies were for sinners And Peyton Place was porn. For Ike was in the White House, And Hoss was on TV, And our friends all went to church And So did Ron and Me
  4. 4. KOOL KNICKERS We learned to pinch our pennies Had Less brains than Brawn Got grounded by our parents For coming home at dawn.   And all could see us coming But it wasn’t in a Humvee Just a little bug eyed sprite With a Friend named Ron and Me
  5. 5. SNOOPY RULES We longed for love and romance, We could be the prince? And Eddie Fisher married Liz, And no one's seen him since. We danced  to "Little Darlin", And sang to "Stagger Lee" And wept for Buddy Holly With a Friend named Ron and Me
  6. 6. SHOW SOME ANKLE PLEASE Only girls wore earrings then, And three was one too many, And only boys wore flat-top cuts And the girls were oh so skinny   And never in our wildest dreams, Did we expect to see A boy named George with lipstick Hang’in with a friend named Ron and Me
  7. 7. A&W ROOT BEER FLOAT NONE BETTER!!!   The Gals loved Frankie Avalon, Annette was oh, so nice, And when they made a movie, They never made it twice.   We didn't have a Star Trek Five, Or Psycho Two and Three, Or Rocky-Rambo Twenty With a Friend named Ron and Me
  8. 8. DEAN THE DREAM Miss  Kitty had a heart of gold, And Chester had a limp, And Reagan  was a Democrat Whose co-star was a chimp.   We had a Mr. Rodgers But not a Mr. T, And Oprah couldn't talk yet With a Friend named Ron and Me
  9. 9. THE KING STILL RULES ROCK N ROLL   We had our share of heroes, We never thought they'd go, At least not Gary Cooper Or Marilyn Monroe.   For youth was still eternal, And life was yet to be, And Elvis was the hipster, With a Friend named Ron and Me
  10. 10. WHITE EVERYWHERE We'd  never seen the rock band That was Grateful to be Dead, And Airplanes weren't named Jefferson, And Zeppelins weren't Led.   And Beatles lived in gardens then, And Monkees in a tree, Madonna was still a virgin With a Friend named Ron and Me
  11. 11. SURPRISE ---A PRIZE We'd  never heard of microwaves, Or telephones in cars, And babies might be bottle-fed, But they weren't grown in jars.   And pumping iron got wrinkles out, And "gay" meant  fancy-free, And dorms were never coed With a Friend named Ron and Me
  12. 12. LEMONADE LADY T-Birds came with portholes, And side shows came with freaks, And bathing suits came big enough To cover both your cheeks.   And Coke came just in bottles, And skirts came to the knee, And Castro came to power With a Friend named Ron and Me
  13. 13. TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME We had no Crest with Fluoride, No 24 hour news The gals wore living bras Designed by Howard  Hughes.   And middle-aged was thirty-five And old was forty-three, And ancient was our parents With a Friend named Ron and Me
  14. 14. MICKEY LOVES MINNIE   But all things have a season, Or so we've heard them say, And now instead of Brilcream We swear by Retin-A.   And they send us invitations To join A-A-R-P, We've come a long way, Elmer Fudd My good friend Ron and Me
  15. 15. HAPPY TRAILS The End So now we face a brave new world, In slightly larger jeans, And wonder why they're using Smaller print in magazines.   So let’s tell our children's children Of the way it used to be, Long ago, and far away With a Friend named Ron and Me

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