Ignite Columbus 2 (improv prez)

You, The Social Media Muppet by (insert contest winner name here) Ignite Columbus 2 - January 21st, 2009

unleash your inner muppet online we’re all muppets the person next you in this room is a muppet

on the virtual stage everyone can hear you scream Muppet’ology (mah’puh’et’ooo’lo’gee) The study of man and his inner muppet in the context of the ever persistent online space where ones identity is lost and only the inner muppet remains.

muppet aura map don’t fight it, choose wisely

Step 1 assume a persona, the other you GONZO=HONEST BERT=EVIL JANICE=HIPPIE

Step 2 define your muppet furry ๏ flexible ๏ curious ๏ freaky ๏ aggressive ๏ interactive ๏ REAL LIFE ON LINE this is your chance to be different ๏

Step 3 remember... muppets are inherently friendly ๏ muppets like social media have ๏ trolls muppets want to be loved so do ๏ social media evangelists muppets are funny, you are too ๏ muppets need a voice, so do you ๏

Step 4 use your power for good while being evil is ๏ easy being good is well.. ๏ goody don’t frighten kids ๏ online

Step 5 we the muppet sphere we are on the rise!

Step 6 tend to your flock he who ๏ controls the spice controls the universe

Step 7 get a theme song its not easy being a muppet, but a dedicated ๏ theme song really kicks ass

Step 8 the hat8rz haterZ are everywhere and they will find you ๏

Step 9 you can’t go it alone with haters in ๏ route, you need a special guest star, someone to help elevate you

Step 10 warning: a billion calls to make jobe’s down fall in the movie the LawnmowerMan was the ๏ compelling desire to go all digital, all online, its a mistake

Step 11 take the mask off at the deli eventually you’re ๏ gonna have to pump gas, go to the deli, face your family take the mask off ๏

Step 12 don’t over think it remember deep ๏ down... well.. are you human? ๏

Step 13 stay active phat already? ๏ keep your cool ๏ amongst the bling

Step 14 make us proud be magical ๏ be authentic ๏ be the best ๏ muppet

Step 15 take a bow / cookie admit it, you like cookies, cookies like you ๏

GO MUPPETS! THE END! THANKS!! You, The Social Media Muppet by (insert contest winner name here) Ignite Columbus 2 - January 21st, 2009

Ignite Columbus 2 (improv prez)

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